Buffalo Magic's video: Joey Coco Diaz coke snots the Morning Joint on Periscope May 9 2016

"Figaro, figaro, figaro" means Uncle Joey's ready for Monday, c*cksuckas. Madflavor's looking dapper, the hairdo's on FIRE, eyes are red, balls are washed, a$$hole's loofah'd, attitude is correct, & he's got the world by the balls. And so do YOU, cocksuckas. We're smoking Gorilla Glue & Skywalker today. Hash from the One eyed Jew is in transit. He put it on a mule in Baghdad a week ago, it should be here by Tuesday. We're here, we're queer, we're smoking some of California's best herbage, & you've got the world by the muthafckn balls. You got to show up with 2 guns fckn blazing & an Arab behind you with a fckn grenade, you understand me? Enough with the chitter chatter, set that muthafckn Herb Man free. Go out there & smack people with ya dick. Who give a f*ck anymore? What are they gonna do, press charges? That's felony c*cksucking at its best, you understand me? Fckn Indians are gonna show up any minute, thanks to these clouds. This Skywalker is EVIL. You ever have weed that's evil? I like it. You know how you've got evil weed? When you're laying there with your mouth fckn open & you're thinking of 2 Almond Joys. 4 in the morning & you're thinking "Jesus Christ, I wish I could get an Almond Joy." This weed is like granulized sugar. You ever get a glazed doughnut with all that $hit around it? You ever eat somebody's a$$hole after they eat Captain Crunch? Same difference. Not really Cap Crunch, you gotta eat somebody's a$$ after they eat fckn Frosted Flakes. Delicious. It's like a fckn coke snot. You ever pull a coke snot outta ya fckn nose? You eat that muthafcka & you're like one of those Indians picking plants & $hit, you can't control it. I haven't had a good coke snot in 9 years, what are you gonna do? Good to the last drop, you understand me? Uncle Joey's been smoking reefer since 6:15am with a cup of coffee & nicotine gum, you understand me? You know what that does to you? It puts you over the top. It's Monday, you gotta do what you gotta do & get out there & drop bombs on your moms, f*ck car alarms. Everyday you gotta stay in there & fight for every inch like a savage. **spic minute***--inhale this fckn fart. I got my spic a roo minute just to let you muthafckas know I'm down with the Cuban muthafckn spic community. Get out there & make it happen, even if you just gain an inch. Just an inch. It's a game of fckn inches out there. This is your Uncle Joey telling you this at fckn 53. I've done it all: prison, helicopters, I've fckn mugged people with machine guns, knives, I don't give a f*ck. I got beat up by a fag in the 80's. You know me, dawg. Nobody gets the day started like us. Get outta the house & start smackin' people with ya d*ck. What, what? That side is my d*ck of dreams. I'm sorry if I insulted you. Go home & get ya fckn shine box, you understand me?