Gremlin Content's video: Strider-Vantas Meteor Rap - Dave Strider Karkat Vantas

Fansong by me, instrumental by Kevin Macleod (incompetech.com) -- it's time i educated you on what real human rap is so take a seat and get read for me to rock your world Alright So listen up I've got a rap for you I've been working on these beats for a year or two Since my material is not all that new A guy's gotta improvise a line or few I'm like Stuck here on a massive fucking meteor Apart from teasing you there ain't much more I mean, yeah, there's TZ and can town I love the mayor man, him and me are so down But like C'mon gimme a break I'm in the midst of puberty and I can't get a date TZ's pretty cool and Rose is my sister Kanaya's kinda weird but she already dibsed her Unless I went and dated a dude I guess you're pretty cute but you're hella rude And no way am I dating the clown Cus me and the clown? I so am not down DID YOU SERIOUSLY DRAG ME OUT HERE TO RAP YOUR INFERIOR RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS WITH ME? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? (whats a matter with me? Whats a matter with you?) WHAT? (nevermind – your turn) UGH Okay So I don't have a choice in the matter I'm not a fucking poet but I'll make your think pan splatter On the ground Where the fuck did you think? Thought I'd be polite and hold you over a sink? No chance you don't deserve that It's your punishment for making me spill this crap Oh So now you think I'm cute? What happened to 'not a homosexual' – I wanna fucking puke First you proposition me then treat my quadrants as a joke I take them fucking seriously you nooksniffing croak And don't insult Gamzee just cus he's crazy He's still my fucking moirail and that means we're 'dating' what your seriously dating the clown? What the fuck man? (WERE MOIRAILS YOU BULGELICKING TWIT BELIEVE IT OR NOT THERES A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PALE AND RED, NOT THAT YOUR INFERIOR THINK PAN COULD POSSIBLY GRASP SUCH AN ADVANCED TOPIC) whatever floats your boat dude