Gremlin Content's video: ANACONDA - Karkat Vantas feat Dave Strider DaveKat

im sorry (not sorry) i have went where no bro should ever go. i did it for the irony yall. original by nicki minaj -- My anaconda don't... My anaconda don't... My anaconda don't want none unless you got nubs hun Sick prick named Dave used to live in a game Now he's stuck here with me, drove me fucking insane Doesn't have any hobbies, everyone else is pailing I was fine on my own, now all I'm doing is screaming W- W- Wait, wait, wait I take that back, Why did I take the damned bait? Shut the fuck up! I meant in anger you ingrate You fucking perv, wouldn't let him near my taint This is some dumb shit By the way, what he say? He can tell I am curbing my spiels Got a secret I don't wanna fucking yield When I see him I feel ill He keeps telling me to chill Pinch myself damn it's real, that I notice his appeal He's ironically flirty, always makes a fucking jab So I grabbed my fucking bag and I left the fucking lab like... Done-d-d-Done-done-d-d-done-done My anaconda don't... My anaconda don't... My anaconda don't want none unless you got nubs hun Oh my god, bother someone else Oh my god, bother someone else Oh my god, bother someone else Bother someone else (Bother someone else) He's got this fucking ridiculous cape The dork says it's ironic, looks like an old set of drapes I'm feeling kinda sleepy and he's not paying attention It's not my fucking fault it's like its own dimension I like the feel, feel, feel It's like a blanket and I see the appeal He's a heater, it's a two for one deal I close my eyes, can't believe this shit is real I think some dumb shit By the way, what he say? He can tell I am curbing my spiels Got a secret I don't wanna fucking yield When I see him I feel ill He keeps telling me to chill Pinch myself damn it's real, that I notice his appeal He's ironically flirty, always makes a fucking jab So I grabbed my fucking bag and I left the fucking lab like... Done-d-d-Done-done-d-d-done-done My anaconda don't... My anaconda don't... My anaconda don't want none unless you got nubs hun Oh my god, bother someone else Oh my god, bother someone else Oh my god, bother someone else Bother someone else (Bother someone else) Little in the middle but he got much back Little in the middle but he got much back Little in the middle but he got much back Oh my god (look at his butt) My anaconda don't... My anaconda don't... My anaconda don't want none unless you got nubs hun My anaconda don't... My anaconda don't... My anaconda don't want none unless you got nubs hun Little in the middle but he got much back Little in the middle but he got much back Little in the middle but he got much back Oh my god (look at his butt) CAN YOU JUST CUT IT OUT WITH THE FAKE FLIRTING ALREADY? IT'S GETTING OLD. who said it was fake? whose to say I wasn't seriously after some quality vantas booty this entire time? IT'S OBVIOUSLY FAKE YOU STUPID NOOKSTAIN. JUST CUT IT OUT OKAY? IT'S NOT 'IRONIC' OR 'FUNNY' OR WHATEVER. No but seriously dude who said it was fake? What makes you think I wouldn't be down for flirting with the resident shouty mcnubs here? DAVE. What? JUST GET TO THE FUCKING POINT ALREADY. That is the point dude i'm just saying that maybe I wasn't faking it, maybe I might actually like the idea of macking on you and maybe I actually like you like that. LOOK, JUST STOP OKAY? THERE'S NO WAY YOU COULD ACTUALLY LIKE ME LIKE THAT FOR STARTERS, AND EVEN IF YOU DID YOU COULDN'T GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT QUADRANTS EVEN IF YOUR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT ANYWAY. SO FUCK OFF. Fucking hell we've been on this god-forsaken rock for nearly three years now would it kill you to consider that maybe i've fucking grown up? Maybe i'm willing to try this alien bullshit so long as you don't go off and start fucking a clown in the ventilation systems or something. Maybe I'm willing to be your matesprit ever think of that? ...SERIOUSLY? Yes, fuck, seriously. ...THEN FINE. Fine? YES, FINE, WHATEVER, CONTINUE YOUR STUPID HUMAN COURTING RITUAL. Holy shit does this mean you're into me?