Amy Vorpahl's video: Original Song: School of Magic School

In case you need a way to remember all the Schools of Magic for when your players curse you with 'Detect Magic!' Honestly, the act of writing this song pretty much nailed it down in my head. (yes, this is going on the Behold Her Dreams album: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/amyvorpahl/behold-her-dreams-musical-album-from-amy-vorpahl) Lyrics, for your convenience! CONJURE-ABJURE-DIVINATION TRANSMUTE-ILLUSE-EVOCATION DOING FINE, BUT NOW WE CAN’T FORGET NECRO AND ENCHANT Welcome to The School of Magic School! It’s the School of Magic School! Conjuration!! Teleporting there and back, Mighty Fortress, Acid Splash Like a rabbit from a hat, You pull stuff right out of THIN AIR Abjuration!! This school will protect your people, From forces both good and evil Blade Ward, Antimagic Fi-eld, You can stop from getting ki-illed. Divination!! School for wet elves who are hot, Legend Lore and Detect Thoughts Put your DM on the spot, See the future of their plot Transmutation!! Frogs and Princes with a twist, Changing things from that to this Fly, Jump, Etherealness, Call me Madame Alchemist Welcome to The School of Magic School! It’s the School of Magic School! Detect magic is the cruel-est Yes there’s magic, but what school, miss? Poison Spray to Simulacrum Memorize only 8 of them CONJURE-ABJURE-DIVINATION TRANSMUTE-ILLUSE-EVOCATION DOING FINE, BUT NOW WE CAN’T FORGET NECRO AND ENCHANT Welcome to The School of Magic School! It’s the School of Magic School! Illusion!! Disguise Self, Greater Invis, Take that away from your lips! They are giving you the biz, That’s not what you think it is. Evocation!! Famous wizards’ alma mater, If you cast with force and ardor Earth, air, fire and the water, Looks like you’re an evocateur Necromancy!! Life to death, and death to life, Resurrect, Chill Touch and Blight Demons will applaud your might! Tell you, “Notice me, Senpai!” Enchantment!! Gaslight and manipulate, Mess around with mental states Crown of Madness, Sleep and Bane, How big is your Wisdom Save? Welcome to The School of Magic School! It’s the School of Magic School! Conjure is to make, and Divine is to know Kinetic expense, elements, well students, that’s Evoke! Transmute is to change, and Abjure is protect Hell, it’s an Illusion spell, consider yourself tricked! Halloween-y stuff is always Necromance Control, convince, and influence is from School of Enchants CONJURE-ABJURE-DIVINATION TRANSMUTE-ILLUSE-EVOCATION DOING FINE, BUT NOW WE CAN’T FORGET NECRO AND ENCHANT (x2, faster) Welcome to The School of Magic School! It’s the School of Magic School! fin.