Rob Marland's video: Is Emily Blunt too young for Tom Cruise STATISTICAL ANALYSIS

Is it just me, or have Tom Cruise's love interests been getting younger recently? I deploy my crappy maths skills to calculate the optimal age difference for a Tom Cruise love interest, and predict his future squeezes. Mostly because I wanted to see how often I could make my editing software crash over a 6 week period. Here's a truncated data set: the columns are Film, Co star name, Co star age at premiere (years), Co star / Tom age difference (years), and the Residual age difference (days). The data may look a mess, but will copy and paste properly into a spreadsheet. If you're crazy enough to want more variables, let me know! Edge of Tomorrow Emily Blunt 31.26 20.64 947 Oblivion Andrea Riseborough 31.35 19.38 793 Oblivion Olga Kurylenko 33.36 17.37 56 Jack Reacher Rosamund Pike 33.87 16.57 -159 Rock of Ages Malin Åkerman 34.09 15.86 -290 Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol Michelle Monaghan 35.71 13.72 -936 Knight and Day Cameron Diaz 37.79 10.16 -1851 Valkyrie Carice van Houten 32.3 14.18 1 Mission: Impossible III Michelle Monaghan 30.09 13.72 532 War of the Worlds Miranda Otto 37.49 5.45 -2262 The Last Samurai Koyuki Kato 26.93 14.46 1434 Minority Report Kathryn Morris 33.38 6.57 -1073 Vanilla Sky Penélope Cruz 27.62 11.82 978 Vanilla Sky Cameron Diaz 29.28 10.16 372 Mission: Impossible II Thandie Newton 27.55 10.35 844 Eyes Wide Shut Nicole Kidman 32.06 4.96 -896 Eyes Wide Shut Vinessa Shaw 22.98 14.05 2421 Eyes Wide Shut Fay Masterson 25.24 11.78 1595 Jerry Maguire Renée Zellweger 27.62 6.81 458 Jerry Maguire Kelly Preston 34.15 0.28 -1928 Mission: Impossible Emmanuelle Béart 32.77 1.11 -1482 The Firm Jeanne Tripplehorn 30.06 0.94 -791 The Firm Karina Lombard 24.44 6.55 1261 A Few Good Men Demi Moore 30.08 0.36 -857 Far and Away Nicole Kidman 24.91 4.96 971 Far and Away Michelle Johnson 26.69 3.19 322 Days of Thunder Nicole Kidman 23.02 4.96 1465 Born on the Fourth of July Kyra Sedgwick 24.34 3.13 929 Born on the Fourth of July Cordelia González 32.36 -4.89 -2001 Rain Man Valeria Golino 22.14 4.3 1626 Cocktail Elisabeth Shue 24.81 1.26 611 Cocktail Gina Gershon 26.14 -0.06 128 Cocktail Lisa Banes 33.06 -6.98 -2400 The Color of Money Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio 27.89 -3.62 -701 Top Gun Kerry McGillis 28.84 -4.98 -1091 Legend Mia Sara 18.19 4.96 2725 All the Right Moves Lea Thompson 22.39 -1.09 999 Risky Business Rebecca De Mornay 23.93 -2.84 413 Losin' It Shelley Long 33.62 -12.86 -3160 And here are the predicted co stars: Variables are future year of premiere, Predicted co star name, Co star age at premiere (years), Co star / Tom age difference (years), and the Residual age difference (days). 2014 Eva Green 33.9 18.01 -16 2015 Natalie Portman 34.18 18.94 6 2016 Kirsten Dunst 34.3 19.83 69 2017 Anne Hathaway 34.76 20.36 4 2018 Mila Kunis 35 21.11 18 2019 Mandy Moore 35.35 21.77 -3 2020 Scarlett Johansson 35.73 22.39 -38 2021 Anna Kendrick 36.02 23.1 -39 2022 Megan Fox 36.25 23.87 -20 2023 Ellen Page 36.48 24.64 0 2024 Hillary Duff 36.88 25.24 -43 2025 Vanessa Hudgens 36.67 26.45 139 2026 Juno Temple 37.07 27.05 98 2027 Taylor Swift 37.67 27.45 -18 2028 Jennifer Lawrence 38 28.12 -35 2029 Emma Roberts 38.51 28.61 -117 2030 Kate Upton 38.18 29.94 108 2031 Miley Cyrus 38.72 30.39 13 2032 Miranda Cosgrove 39.26 30.86 -77 2033 Dakota Fanning 39.48 31.64 -52 2034 Georgie Henley 39.1 33.02 188 2035 Sammi Hanratty 39.9 33.22 0 2036 Abigail Breslin 40.34 33.78 -55 2037 Chloë Grace Moretz 40.51 34.61 -14 2038 Elle Fanning 40.35 35.77 148 2039 Peyton List 41.36 35.76 -115 2040 Joey King 41.05 37.07 103 2041 Willow Shields 41.21 37.91 149 2042 Willow Smith 41.79 38.33 40 2043 Rowan Blanchard 41.84 39.28 127 2044 Isabelle Allen 42.42 39.7 18 2045 Kara Hoffman 43.04 40.08 -103 2046 Quvenzhané Wallis 42.97 41.15 27 2047 Ashley Gerasimovich 43.54 41.58 -77 2048 Zahara Jolie-Pitt 43.6 42.52 3 2049 Violet Affleck 43.71 43.42 69 2050 Suri Cruise 44.33 43.79 -54