Beefy's video: Beefy - Fat Boyfriend Produced by tanner4105

From the album Too Big To Fail: Part One https://beefy.bandcamp.com/album/too-big-to-fail-part-one Lyrics and Vocals by Beefy Produced and Mastered by tanner 4105 https://www.patreon.com/thegrammarclub Lyrics more or less.. You know those kids that you had made fun back in middle school It's not about their status, race or just not being cool It was that bit of blub, you may have called em scrub Didn't really give em love cause they were into grub And maybe you went after dudes with better sex appeal Captain of team with genes that really were ideal Or maybe you're the type to go for guys who make some art Who kinda took that starving artist motto straight to heart Well let me represent for all those guys you couldn't miss Those who made you laugh but didn't make ya wanna kiss The guys who couldn't muster up the courage to try to make a pass Show up every day and get a B in gym class Never got the invitation underneath a bleacher Even though we'd treat ya even better than the Mona Lisa That is to say like keep ya safe cause you're a masterpiece And help through any struggle with a little bit of elbow grease TV and the magazines may say that you're not beautiful Well let me say that with some weight there comes some ridicule So we can handle that, just put it on my back And I'll remind you that you're gorgeous because that's a fact We're not the type to take your loving heart and soul for granted You make us feel like we're the luckiest guys on the planet I'm not religious but to treat you wrong would be a sin And taking photos with me never made you look so thin Nothing better than when you're sitting close and next to me And anybody you don't like is now my enemy And I don't mind a little sacrifice to play my part May hate to sweat but I am not afraid of working hard Looking like a second grader when you're putting on my sweater Baby I don't settle, I just don't think that there's any better Hope my devotion doesn't make ya feel uncomfortable But I can't go a day without your face because you're beautiful Now all my chubby underbearded homies listen here Nobody owes you anything for being sweet and dear Not sincere if you just want inside an evening gown Girls are not misguided if they slide on what you're putting down Don't be a luddite, benefit from insight Most of all these girls right ain't looking for a white knight But if it happens it happens, two hearts exploding like atoms If she likes dungeons and dragons, put one leg up like the captain