Beefy's video: Beefy - Long Con Shael Riley Remix

From the album Too Big To Fail: Part One https://beefy.bandcamp.com/album/too-big-to-fail-part-one Lyrics and Vocals by Beefy Produced by Shael Riley Mastered by tanner4105 https://www.patreon.com/thegrammarclub Lyrics more or less.. BEEFY Walk into these cons like a boss Marathon, power on, I ain't aiming for a loss Polygons ramble on, all this swag is open source Speed along, autobahn, man I know you love these Crocs Looking like another bearded fatty with a poster tube Flabby, kinda crabby, but I overhaul my attitude Cincinnati hottie cosplaying in her birthday suit Never been so happy with a gender bent Crash Bandicoot Yeah they loving on the VIP name badge Haters gets to swarming climbing out the escape hatch Grabbing every code for a free DLC patch Losing to an 8 year old, demanding a rematch Bet you didn't know this like my second home Tales I could tell require memory like Google Chrome Packing up these models in this molded styrofoam Patience while in line is laced in every single chromosome SHAEL RILEY Long Con is a real convention Don't you believe detractors It's just been delayed and obscured due to myriad factors It's at the down-town Hilton, the one under construction Leave your entry fee at the door. Await further instruction. I believe in Long Con BEEFY Soooo I was told that there'd be booth babes I booked my room till Sunday, two years ago I prepaid This place is insane, in need of several upgrades Abandoned razor blades and chicken buckets used as lampshades A bunch of artists said the checks never cleared And the green room had a rat and a couple warm beers All the ATMs got jacked, and these kids are in tears Security's a guy named Matt who keeps on calling us queers I kinda start to feel like I've been had What I thought would be a party quickly turned into a drag I have a hard time here believing Wal-Mart sponsored all these bags They give a bunch of perfume samples, pass it off like it's swag If the organizer shows storm his car and we'll mob it Said that this would happen, guess my mom is a prophet And right around the time my dignity felt accosted Redeemed themselves a little when they brought in the ball pit JPHONIC yeah, I mighta promised you a thing or two might of said you’d get an autograph from ash and pikachu might of said admission guaranteed a piece of epic loot might of even said that summer glau would wear the zero suit but, if you look closely you’ll see the fine print on the receipt guarantees, that I’ve no legal liability to provide a refund or relief or concede that you deserve more than what you have received so take a seat And to the rappers who’ve been saying that I put em on the bill but I’m a shill who ain’t been payin’ let me weigh in with specifics from the contract that you dissin' even though you signed the line and gave explicit permission for me to pay you in a very new, exotic cryptocurrency so what if I invented it and no one takes it currently? actually, I’m takin’ kind of a loss so if you’d click this link and donate I would sure appreciate it, boss