Beefy's video: Beefy - TAG TEAM Music Video Nerdcore Hip-Hop MC Frontalot ytcracker Doc Pop and more

From The Adventures of Beef Thompson: Provisional License Exam https://beefy.bandcamp.com/album/the-adventures-of-beef-thompson-provisional-license-exam Produced, mixed, and mastered by tanner4105 - @tanner4105 Thank you to MC Frontalot - @MCFrontalotOFFICIAL Glenn Case - @glenncase Doctor Popular - @DocPop YTCracker - @realytcracker Mikal kHill - @MikalkHill Lil' Jordo and Ailsean on guitars - @Ailsean Bandcamp: https://beefy.bandcamp.com/album/the-adventures-of-beef-thompson-provisional-license-exam Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/track/4DC1l7oSKBz8T4Y27bKOVo Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/gb/album/tag-team-feat-mc-frontalot-glenn-case-doctor-popular/1601111194 Amazon Unlimited: https://music.amazon.com/albums/B09NRXZFD6 Join us on Patreon! https://patreon.com/beefyness You ever just feel like making a thing? Like "man.. how would I make my wrestling toys dance?" And then you spend hours and days on Blender and Polycam tutorials only for it to look like the most amateur thing you've ever seen? Then you get the thought process behind making this video. [Beefy] The following contest is scheduled for one fall Introducing first a man who's done and seen and said it all I get so lonely as the greatest main everter yall have seen Prayed on it and feel like it's time I form myself a tag team Mad scene, to break into the mainstream I need a bushwacking brother that'll lick the face of mene gene That's why I called yall, to this boarded up dance hall Why should you be in my corner when we face our next brawl? [MC Frontalot] I’m Feeble Jacobus, fans call me Weak Jake You’ve seen me win a title but that was a deepfake I keep as a keepsake the belt that I spray painted I’m a little inauthentic but that’s the refrain, ain’t it my signature move, The Inflated Rep, should be embarrassing That’s how I keep you looking good in comparison [Beefy] Well my friend, I reviewed the footage and the documents Let’s try to get somebody in here who has real accomplishments [Glenn Case] Well Beef/Case sounds like briefcase , I think I'd Make a briefcase out of meat, and bring it ringside First I'd betray you, but then I'd save you Before too long we'd be the main event on pay-per-view [Beefy] Gotta say I appreciate the long term booking it's important that we always have a storyline a-cooking But also you admitted that you're coming out for my head So with due respect I think we're gonna find out who is next [Doctor Popular] Knock knock Who’s there? Doc Pop, but who cares? I get winded when I go up the stairs Pulling out my hair with my mask and I ask What was the question again? I get confused. Who are you? [Beefy] I'm the Beefy T striving hard for a victory And speaking honestly I don't think you're the one for me Though I love you choke out people with a yo-yo The fact that you're more out of shape than me is just a no go [YTCracker] they call me mailer swift still spamming all these ringside hits i bang these bits into the buckle with my fingertips my peoples elbow waving hello aint no carpal tunnel im still that dude to get you circling down my clickthrough funnel i tear my shirt off its a nerd off in the center stage my royal rumble never humble check that wiki page keep it 100 aint no kayfabe in the way i live im still that hacker hacking kicking flows up out my crib [Beefy during amazing Ailsean guitars] *GASP!* oh my god could it be? it is! the one that the prophecy foretold to lead us to championship gold oh wait I’ve just been handed a report oh no Stiff upper lip well YT baby love to have you on board We’d get the title belts and t-shirts saying spamtec is lord there's nobody i'd rather on side in a slugfest unfortunately, there's no way you're passing the drug test [Mikal kHill] I don’t give a f*** don’t pick me, orange cassidy Legend like danny havoc, lightbulb swinging dastardly No hulkamaniac, seeking a deathmatch feel Both boots on your nuts and then I turn heel [Beefy] while you enjoy picking tacts out of your sausages i'm trying to sell my merch to children in the audience Hope we're not competing at the same time and day Lemme hear from someone who's not so TV-MA [Lil Jordo] stand back beefy, 'cause i'm 'bout to exhale nasty pass me that sephora organic so I can wrap these clapties, i'm a national panic but you can't catch me actually, they just gonna catch hands if they attack me crafty when i hit 'em with the sub-ohm smash or wrap my knee around their neck that's called the asthma attack 'cause when you tag me in you know i will enforce ohm's law and they'll be crushed beneath my heel the one and only victor teslacog [Beefy] Hey Victor make no mistake, my friend we all get that you vape But you should know you cannot get a flavored juice in my state My time has been all a waste I think I would rather turn face I'll just roll solo cause teaming up with yall would be a dis- Actually, Tanner, do you want to be my tag team partner? [tanner4105] Hmmm… Ok [Beefy] Yeah? Dope!