Corporal Clegg's video: Chuck Norris Is Watching You

This is "Chuck Norris Guardian™" --- What is "Chuck Norris Guardian™" ? "Chuck Norris Guardian™" is a simple but powerful way of family and home security!! --- How does "Chuck Norris Guardian™" work? "Chuck Norris Guardian™" delivers state of the art digital high definition deterrence!! The digital image used for "Chuck Norris Guardian™" speaks for itself!! Studies done in the midsts of the cold war clearly pointed out that the eyes and mouth, showing in the image, have a devastating effect on the psyche of an (for example) ordinary burglar!! "Chuck Norris Guardian™" creates a strong longing in the villains brain to leave the area watched by "Chuck Norris Guardian™" immediately!! Investigations of so called "demonic possessed" prisoners over the last 20 years only sustain the trust and the power we have in "Chuck Norris Guardian™" !! The main statement repeatedly whispered by over 80% of the inmates was "HIS EYES, OH GOD HIS EYES" !! --- Why should I use "Chuck Norris Guardian™" on my computer in my home? "Chuck Norris Guardian™" offers an end user multiple ranges of applicabilities!! Imagine you are scared to leave the house. Just activate this two hour version of "Chuck Norris Guardian™" on your computer and you can without any doubts or fear leave your home!! Another example - Imagine after one hour masturbating you get a bit hungry but you don't want to close all the windows you have opened because you want directly tie up when the food job is done!! With an activated "Chuck Norris Guardian™" in the foreground this will be no longer a problem!! Your mother will come into your room while you are out in the kitchen and she will directly see "Chuck Norris Guardian™" leaving her with a feeling of pride about her innocent child!! Is there more we need to say? Thank You "Chuck Norris Guardian™" !! --- "Chuck Norris Guardian™" Making The World A Better Place --- Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris (born March 10, 1940) is an American martial artist and actor. After serving in the United States Air Force, he began his rise to fame as a martial artist and has since founded his own school, Chun Kuk Do. As a result of his "tough guy" image, an Internet phenomenon began in 2005 known as Chuck Norris facts, ascribing various implausible or even impossible feats to Norris. Norris appeared in a number of action films, such as Way of the Dragon in which he starred alongside Bruce Lee and was The Cannon Group's leading star in the 1980s. He next played the starring role in the television series Walker, Texas Ranger from 1993 to 2001. Norris is a devout Christian and politically conservative. He has written several books on Christianity and donated to a number of Republican candidates and causes. In 2007 and 2008, he campaigned for former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee, who was running for the Republican nomination for President in 2008. Norris also writes a column for the conservative website WorldNetDaily. In late 2005, Norris became the object of an internet phenomenon known as "Chuck Norris Facts", which document fictional, often absurdly heroic feats and characteristics about Norris. Norris has written his own response to the parody on his website, stating that he does not feel offended by them and finds some of them funny. On November 29, 2007, Gotham Books, the adult division of Penguin USA, released a book entitled The Truth About Chuck Norris: 400 facts about the World's Greatest Human based on the Chuck Norris Facts. Norris filed suit in December against Penguin USA and author Ian Spector claiming "trademark infringement, unjust enrichment and privacy rights." Norris dropped the suit in May of the following year. --- --- --- --- Nac Uoy Dnif Eht Sterces... --- --- --- ---