Comedian Evan Wecksell + Beckett Sage's video: Do What You Can by Jon Bon Jovi feat Bill Gates Performed by Evan Wecksell

“These are uneasy times we’re dealing with, but we’re all in this together. I wrote the first verse and the chorus. Write me a verse. Let’s tell your story... - JBJ” Note: Bon Jovi fan since the early 90s. Many fan club trips. Even more concerts. Glad I could have these people collaborate with you. - EW Music & Lyrics by Jon Bon Jovi [and Bill Gates] Tonight they‘re shutting down the boarders And they boarded up the schools Small towns are rolling up their sidewalks One last paycheck coming through I know you‘re feeling kind of nervous We‘re all a little bit confused Nothing‘s the same, this ain‘t a game We gotta make it through When you can‘t do what you do You do what you can This ain‘t my prayer It’s just a thought I‘m wanting to send Round here we bend but don‘t break Round here we all understand When you can‘t do what you do You do what you can MY NAME IS BILLY GATES I JUST STEPPED DOWN FROM MICROSOFT TO ADDRESS OUR GLOBAL HEALTH THE POPULATION IS A FEW BILLION OFF FIRST WE NEED TO MANDATE INJECTIONS THROW IN A MICROCHIP IMPLANT IF YOU WANNA DRIVE, GO TO SCHOOL OR FLY OBEY THE MASTER PLAN When you can‘t do what you do You do what you can This ain‘t my prayer It’s just a thought I‘m wanting to send Round here we bend but don‘t break Round here we all understand When you can‘t do what you do You do what you can When you can‘t do what you do You do what you can When you can‘t do what you do You do what you can Disclaimer: Satire. Verse not written by said personality. Connect with Evan Wecksell: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/funnyevan Twitter: https://twitter.com/evanwecksell Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/evanwecksell Website: http://www.funnyevan.com Evan’s ‘Socially Awkward’ podcast: https://www.awkwardwithevan.com [Support: https://www.patreon.com/funnyevan] Download Evan’s Comedy Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/us/artist/evan-wecksell/284663976 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/472LxPV5wHklcul79Bz9dT Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/search?q=evan%20wecksell&c=music Read Evan’s Dumb Books Mike Francesa’s Greatest Hits - https://www.amazon.com/Mike-Francesas-Greatest-Hits-Conversations/dp/1686247168 Dumb Stuff - https://www.amazon.com/Dumb-Stuff-Comedians-Replies-Francesa/dp/1091382883 Some Covid Clothing: https://teespring.com/stores/the-covid-collection