Flight of the Conchords's video: Sugalumps - Flight Of The Conchords Lyrics

Sugalumps Flight Of The Conchords Series Two - Episode Two - The New Cup (Let me tell ya) I see you girls checkin' out my trunks I see you girls checkin' out the front of my trunks I see you girls lookin' at my junk, then checkin' out my rump, then back to my sugalumps While I shake ya, I shake it all up You probably think that my pants have the mumps It's just my sugalump bump-ba-bump (They look so good, that's why I keep them in the front) All the ladies checkin' out my sugalumps (They drive the ladies crazy) All these bitches checkin' out my britches Put them in a trance when I wear track pants My dungarees make them hung-a-ry Send them over the moon when I don pantaloons My sugar lumps are two of a kind sweet and white and highly refined Honeys try all kinds of tomfoolery to steal a feel of my family jewellery My canonballs cause a kerfuffle The ladies they hustle to ruffle my truffle If you party with the Party Prince you get two complimentary after dinner mints We see ya girls checkin' out our trunks We see you girls checkin' out the front of our trunks we see you girls lookin' at our junk, then checkin' out our rumps, then back to our sugalumps Chillin' at my store, doin' my thing When in walks a guy with his dick in a sling I'm like "Holy shit, what happened to you?" He said "How much will you give me for the family jewels'' I said "10 bucks" He said "No way" "10 bucks and a Frisbee" He said "Okay" And I took his sugar lumps and put em up in a display Sold em as hacky sacks later that day All the ladies they want, a taste of my sugalumps, sweet sugalumps (Yea) All the ladies they want, a taste of my sugalumps, sweet sugalumps