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Jian Yang - Special Occasions / Smoke Times Montage (Silicon Valley) 😀 ↓↓↓↓ Starring: Jian Yang (Jimmy O. Yang) Jin Yan, Erlich Bachman (T.J. Miller), Monica (Amanda Crew), Laurie Bream (Suzanne Cryer) ... • Erlich: We don't enjoy all the freedoms that you have in China. All right? Where people smoke all the time. • Jian Yang: I don't smoke. Expt for special occasions. • Erlich: So you do smoke? Wait, have you been smoking in my house? • Jian Yang: No. There's no special occasion ever happen in your house! • Laurie Bream: Worse than pedophiles? • Erlich Bachman: Smokers! Because, let's face it, no one's ever died of secondhand heroin. • Laurie: True. True • Erlich: With our app, users can locate and thus avoid these self-indulgent, self-destructive, negligent monsters. • Laurie: Negligent? Yeah • Erlich: We call it "Smokation." It's a clever hybrid of "smoker" and "location." • Laurie: It's interesting... .... • Monica: Well done. Well done. .... • Erlich: Oh, today is a great day • Laurie: What is he doing? • Jian Yang: Special occasion • Erlich: Oh, shit • Laurie: You brought cigarettes in here? • Jian Yang: No, I take from her purse • Jian Yang: You kick me out, but you let him stay. He's not even an incubee. • Erlich Bachman: Have some compassion. I mean, the guy rented his place to some fuckhead tenant who won't leave. Jared is fucked, Jian-Yang. • Jian Yang: He can go to the police. • Erlich: It's useless. California law gives landlords literally no recourse. • Jian Yang: So, he can go to court. • Erlich: Of course, he's going to go to court, you four-eyed turd. But in America, the legal system doesn't work very well, so it will take at least a year for the proceedings to even begin. Do you understand that? • Jian Yang: Yes. I stay here for one year... I pay no rent... You have no recourse. • Erlich: That's not always the case. I mean, sometimes court systems can move faster, especially if you have money for... • Jian Yang: I'm going to Smoke in my room. • Erlich: Oh. Mother fuck • Jian Yang: Special Occasion • Jian Yang: Hi!.. Is this a Mr. Wall? • Conan: A Mr. Wall? No. No. • Jian Yang: Were is a Mrs. Wall. • Conan: No. There is no Mrs. Wall here either. I think you have the wrong number. • Jian Yang: So there's no Walls in your house? • Conan: No. • Jian Yang: Your roof is going to fall down. And you're going to die, alone. Copyright: © HBO, tbs, All the Creators! JIANG YANG (Silicon Valley) Montage https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL3KJscIriIxF_8GyqVYUtTP0Z92q3OG9v Thank You! 😊

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This video was published on 2017-05-07 14:00:00 GMT by @FunFuse on Youtube. FunFuse has total 58.7K subscribers on Youtube and has a total of 91 video.This video has received 433 Likes which are lower than the average likes that FunFuse gets . @FunFuse receives an average views of 80.2K per video on Youtube.This video has received 24 comments which are lower than the average comments that FunFuse gets . Overall the views for this video was lower than the average for the profile.

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