HeartSinking's video: The dog song - Jake Gyllenhaal Sunday in the park with George

Audio source: https://youtu.be/FVnzfDiz6jI Lyrics [[George]] If the head was smaller... If the tail were longer... If he faced the water... If the paws were hidden... If the neck was darker... If the back was curved... More like the parasol... Bumbum bum bumbumbum Bumbum bum... More shade... More tail... More grass!... Would you like some more grass? Mmmm... Ruff! Ruff! Thanks, the week has been rough! When you're stuck for life on a garbage scow Only forty feet long from stern to prow And a crackpot in the bow-wow, rough! The planks ere rough And the wind is rough And the master's drunk and mean and- Grrrruff! Gruff! With the fish and scum And planks end ballast- The nose gets numb And the pews Bet callused. And with splinters in your ass, You look forward to the grass On Sunday, The day off. Off! Off! Off! Off! The grass needs to be thicker. Perhaps a few weeds. And some ants. if you would. I love fresh ants. Roaming around on Sunday, Poking among the roots and rocks. Nose to the ground on Sunday, Studying all the shoes and socks. Everything's worth it Sunday, The day off. Bits of pastry... Piece of chicken... Here's a handkerchief That somebody was sick in. There's a thistle... That's a shallot... That's a dripping From the loony with the palette... [[Fifi(George)]] Yap! Yap! Yap! Out for the day on Sunday, Off of my lady's lap at last. Yapping away on Sunday Helps you forget the week just past- Yep! Yep! Everything's worth it Sunday, The day off. Yep! Stuck all week on a lady's lap. Nothing to do but yawn and nap. Can you blame me if I yap? [[Spot]] Nope. [[Fifi]] There's only so much attention a dog can take. Being alone on Sunday, Rolling around in mud and dirt- [[Spot]] Begging a bone on Sunday, Settling for a spoiled dessert- [[Fifi]] Everything's worth it [[Spot]] Sunday... [[Fifi]] The day off. [[Spot]] Something fuzzy... [[Fifi]] Something furry... [[Spot]] Something pink That someone tore off in a hurry... [[Fifi]] What's the muddle In the middle? [[Spot]] That's the puddle Where the poodle did the piddle.