JaimeeIsWriting's video: TIME JUMP CUT ABUSE

These are how I am going to do every video from now on! If you enjoyed the video, be sure to subscribe and tell your friends about me! My YouTube channel: http://www.youtube.com/c/itsjaimeecasual Add me on facebook! http://www.facebook.com/grantcasualinreallife The 2 videos I mentioned in the video: How I'm related to John Mellencamp: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_f25ZblIVk8 My Coming Out Story: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aPU5AZqaIk Script: Hello, Jaimee Here. So, To Start Out This New Year, Two- Thousand… Eighteen, I Was Screaming At My Camera Because It For Some Unpresidented Reason, Decided That There Was No Extra Room For Recording, As I Was Recording The Countdown From Six Seconds To Midnight, My Camera Stopped Three Seconds Before Midnight, So It Kinda Sucked, But Any Way It Goes, Starting Off A Bad Note, It Automatically Makes Everything Else After That Seem So Much Better! So, Here’s A Recap Of All The People That Have Died Since My Last Installment Of What I Call The “Jumping Jaimee’s” Videos, Also Known As Jump (Period) Cut (Period) Abuse (period) … … … (snaps) On January 10th, 2017, A Little Over A Year Ago. There Was John Hurt, Chuck Berry, Jerry Lewis, Adam West, Hugh Hefner, Fats Domino, David Cassidy, Mary Tyler Moore, David Rockefeller, J Geils, Greg Allman, Chester Bennington, Tom Petty, Jerry Van Dyke, And As Of Two Days Ago, John Mahoney. Now, Back To The Lighter Side Of Things, I Wanted To Really, Really Be Straight With You, … The Sky Is Falling, Your Mother Is Worried, Your Grandmother Is Proud, Watching Above You In The Heavens Above. The Clock Is Running Faster, You’re Getting Paid Less, My Brother Is Screaming At A Screen, But That’s Cool, He Has Real Friends And I Have Like Two. I’ve Still Never Drank Coffee. (burps) DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! I’ve Been Graduated For Five Years F I V E Now, (screaming) My First Novel Which Is Historical- Science Fiction Mash- Up Will Be Done Soon! And In The Works Is Another Time- Travel Based One. … Next, Allow Me If You Will, I Made A New- Years’ Resolution This Year To Put A New Video At Least Every Two Weeks Because My Viewers Basically Stopped Watching And My Channel Basically Died For A Few Years, As My Subscribers Stayed The Same. My New Favorite Bands Are Um Um Um Steel Panther, And John Mellencamp, But Surprise Surprise, John Didn’t Pick Out The Name Cougar, The Record Label Did It, Because Mellencamp Was Like A (lights go off) (snaps) Like A Bad Name In His Hometown Of Seymour, Indiana, Oh, And He’s My Cousin, But Far Off. I Made A Video Showing How We’re Related Back In December. The Link’s In The Description. Oh! And Steven Tyler Will Be Seventy Next Month! (screaming) I Am So In Love With That Man, No Homo. But Yes Homo, I Aint Straight, You Know! As My November Video Explains, The Link Also In The Description! I Will Be Doing One Dare Soon That Was Requested Like Five Years ago, A Sandwich With All Sorts Of Grody Things On It That Shouldn’t Be Eaten Together, So Stay Tuned, And Remember To Be Excellent To Each Other, Keep (blows guitar) Rocking, And The Most Important Thing To Do ... Is To Keep It Casual, Everyone! My Name Is Jaimee “Hand Over Camera” ... Oh, Wait! I’m Not Supposed To Speak That Line *Follows Directions And Puts Hand Over Camera And Pushes Button Off… Off…* Keep It Casual!