Joe Hawley's video: Joe Hawley Crazy F ft Laurel Stucky Vomitron

…from the album “Joe Hawley Joe Hawley” Thanks to: Corey Antonishen Bruce Hwang Chen Robert Chesnick Colasanti’s of Highland Ross Federman Honeybee Market The Hornblow Group Andrew Horowitz Bora Karaca ミラクルミュージカル (hawaiipartii.com) Falon Neiswander Dylan Nelson Nintendo Selcen Önsan Parents Pledge Music Elise Raffa Patrick Ratliff Desiree Shokooh Aiko Sakai Summer in the City Tally Hall The University of Michigan Video by Joe Hawley Production Assistant: Patrick Ratliff Lyrics & Sequence: Joe Hawley Vocals: Joe Hawley & Laurel Stucky Additional Vocals: Dylan Nelson & Aiko Sakai Samples of Note: “Scarborough Fair” by Simon & Garfunkel from “Bill & Ted’s Excellent Video Game Adventure” “Downstream” by Shira Kammen from “Braid” “Punch-Out!! Theme” by Yukio Kaneoka, Akito Nakatksuka, & Kenji Yamamoto “Green Greens” from “Kirby’s Dream Land” by Jun Ishikawa performed by Max Gleason (a.k.a. Smoove McGroove) “Abobo’s Theme” from “Double Dragon” by Kazunaka Yamane ——— LYRICS: Are you going to eat that crazy food? May I please have some of it too? (O, I hope that it does not give you indigestion! This was once a true phantasy of mine) Shucks, it’s fussing bonkers at the farmers’ market We drove the gosh dang Jeep and there’s no place to park it What the fuss? Cuss! Check out that lazy dude with all that crazy food handing ample samples out to non-customers! Fussing find that punk if scheisse ever gets dire Gosh dang! He’s Superman! Who the heck’s his supplier? Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your spaghetti! Srsly tho’, he’s packing chow like confetti “Ready?” Shucks! uh… ALLSPICE AMARANTH ARTICHOKE ACAI BANANA BARLEY BASIL BAY LEAVES BOK CHOI CHAI SEITAN POT PIE MARBLED RYE BEDHI’D BLACK-EYED PEAS BING CHERRIES CHIOGGIA BEETS (hold the meats) GOOSEBERRIES CAYENNE CHESTNUT CHIA COCONUT CUSTARD DAHLIA DATES SAFFRON DIJON MUSTARD (You’re flustered!) DURIAN CURRY KALE CASSAVA CLOVE EGGPLANT FLAX DEMITASSE KAVA GARLIC KUMQUAT LYCHEE OCA ROOT JALAPENOS GARBANZOS STARFRUIT SNAKEFRUIT LAVENDER LIME KARELA KOHLRABI JUNIPER JAK WAKAME WASABI PAPAYA PAPALO MARIGOLD MANGO OREGANO SAKE LEMON LUO HAN GUO KIWI CATNIP CAROLINA REAPER EGUSI ICACO (why can’t this be cheaper?) POPPIES ASPARAGUS QUEEN ANNE’S CARROTS BROCCOLI a GAC and that’ll take care of us. You have more?! Wherefore dost thou obtain s’uch crazy food thou crazy fuss!?! COLLARD GREENS BUTTER BEANS VANILLA POMEGRANATE PINEAPPLE SARSAPARILLA RAMBUTAN DRAGONFRUIT TAPIOCA ATEMOYA AKEBIA ROSE MOCHA AMANITA MUSCARIA CHIVE POTATOES WATERCRESS SPROUTS QUINOA TOMATOES PARSLEY SAGE ROSEMARY wait… Almost seems like this should be illegal. (Will these even fit in the vehicle?) WATERMELON MARIJUANA RHUBARB TAMARIND TARRAGON TURNIP SWISS CHARD BLUEBERRY CARAWAY FENNEL CACAO BOYSENBERRY CUMIN CANTALOUPE (Wow.) CELERY SESAME YAM ANISE ZINNIA KOLAS GRANOLAS MARCONAS GARDENIAS LENTIL CABBAGE VITAL WHEAT GLUTEN WIENER GHOST PEPPER MUENSTER GEWURZTRAMINER APPLE FIG PEAR PEACH PINE HAZEL WALNUT BEECH SPELT MILLET TEFF TARO SHALLOT GINGER MACA FARRO YARROW KALENDULA KOMBU CHLORELLA CILANTRO PECAN CITRON PORTOBELLA PUMPKIN RADISH ONION RICE GINGKO OLIVE MAPLE ICE THYME STRAWBERRY PAPAYA CATTAIL SHERRY MULBERRY PLUM MIMOSA ARGYREIA NERVOSA CUCUMBERS MAYPOPS SHAMROCKS What’s with the HEMLOCKS?! BOURBON APRICOT SOUR TRUFFLE SAMPHIRE FLOWER SQUASH ZUCCHINI MACARONI PORCINI VERMICELLI AVOCADO PISTACHIO CINNAMON ROYAL JELLY PERSIMMONS HEMP HEARTS GREEN GODDESS CELASTRUS PANICULATUS KOMBUCHA and ORANGES.