KFaceTV's video: Star Wars Rap Battle Ep 5 - Rey Finn vs Han Leia

Song on iTunes: (Link coming soon) A New Battle next week! Thanks for being so patient. Love my fans. Our “Finn” is a real, talented rapper: Na-G, on Facebook https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8dOUrRMofcT3WP1IPWGfkw Filmed at AudioWest studio: http://www.audiowestmusic.com/ Audio recorded at Sapphire Studios by Andrew Pulley http://sapphirerecordingstudios.com/ Creator/Director: Keith Allen Writers: Scott Knopf & Donnie Bonelli DP: Patrick Hayes PA: Emily Bean, Elisha Thompson Rey: Nikole Higgins Finn: Najee Leia: Shae Robins Solo: Keith Allen Vader: Dallen Jensen A MASSIVE thank you to all the extras that came out to help! LYRICS: HAN AND LEIA - ROUND ONE Han: I love a battle, this oughta be lots of fun Those are the eyes of a man who wants to run Leia: Your raps are trash And I guess that kinda makes sense Rey's from a garbage heap and Finn works in sanitation Han: When you're fresh to death Man, it's easy to breathe You got a lot learn, and it's easy to see You stole your style from unkar plutt who stole his style from the Irving boys who stole their style from ducain who stole his from me Leia: You're a fly in the cream Trying to fake the classics I think you overestimate your chances Han: the longer you wait, the longer you linger Leia: the more this battle will slip through your fingers Facin’ a hutt slayer better stand down on the double Han: get ready to rumble Both: You stepped to a power couple Han: knockin the air out from you, if you stumble out your bubble Leia: Now we're making you fools choke like I made old jabba the hutt do HAN AND LEIA - ROUND TWO Leia: your weak flow/will never be equal to the regal You're not us! Han: Shoot, you were brought up on the prequels No Vader, no yoda no jabba, no boba no Chewie Leia: um hun all of those characters did appear in those movies Both: and they still sucked Leia: Ya skills just don't build up to mine/Han's Han: Icons Leia: can't ever kill us Han: we battled Vader we ain't ever getting old Leia: You imitators are fakers can't hang with originals Han: For 20 years you've been stranded in the sand Leia For 40 years my brand has been in demand. Han: Fin spent his life in a can Leia: listen kids, You better act right like you've been given a chance Han: Yo, Look how she's stuck holdin’ her man, Do you even know how to rap without him holding your hand? Leia: Fan girl over Han, calculating your chance Han: I got the baddest chick in the galaxy Leia: and here she stands FINN AND REY - ROUND ONE (Note: All of Finn's lyrics are in [brackets]) [What the heck were you expecting when you were expecting? You got a Sith Lord in your stomach, use the Force to “correct it”] Yo, Kylo Ren…might not been half as bad If Han Solo hadn’t been a deadbeat dad [Take a second, take a minute, take a mental pause] ‘Cause we’d all be better off if this mom went through menopause [Your father blew up planets, your son is his descendant If you can still get pregnant, I wouldn’t recommend it] [Ugly vest!] He think he a hot dad [Stupid dress!] Her outfit is all bad [How old are you now?] She’s having a hot flash There goes a Dianoga ‘cause their verses are hot trash [Took the wrong path, got a tramp stamp of a womp rat, who wants that? I’d rather smell Jabba pass gas, have a one night stand with Boss Nass] I shoot from the hip, if you push me, get the whole clip And I don’t need a man, …I fly my own ship! FINN AND REY - ROUND TWO My name is Rey from Jakku, I’ll cut down all of your crew [They call me Finn and I’m winning, you ancient losers are through] You’re getting older, it’s scary, your friends got rolled up and buried They went from living legendary to dead and rotting in the cemetery [In Wookie years, Chewbacca’s like four-hundred-and-thirty Skip the taxidermy, hurry, turn that beast into jerky] But don’t you dare shoot his face [Naw, I’m aimin’ for chest and legs…] It’s time to put that dog down… [Put his head above my fireplace] These Rebels are barely worth…[half a portion each] So I’ll break ‘em down and trade ‘em in, take the Falcon, clip its wings Swinging with that weaponry ’til heads and necks are separate things Separate ‘em, devastate ‘em, Aldaraan ‘em, rest in peace [Me and Rey and BB-8, greatest team that’s ever made Add Poe and Maz, that’s even hotter, why’d you haters even bother?] Heard a rumor. [You’re their daughter?] No, this one is even odder This one needs the Vader voice… Luke is Kylo’s father