KFaceTV's video: Star Wars Rap Battles Ep 2 - Palpatine vs Obi-Wan

Obi Wan Costume: http://amzn.to/2kLwm4C Palpatine Robe: http://amzn.to/2kNgg68 Our Leia Costume: http://amzn.to/2kNkVW2 Vader Costume: http://amzn.to/2jMydV6 Camera Gear I Use: A7sII: http://amzn.to/2kMSpUm EF lens adapter: http://amzn.to/2kkkm9v Sigma 24-105mm: http://amzn.to/2jw9ot7 Rokinon 85mm: http://amzn.to/2jLXxul Canon 50mm: http://amzn.to/2k9MGbY RODE Mic: http://amzn.to/2jLRvcW SUBSCRIBE, We've got more coming: http://www.youtube.com/user/kfacetv?s Instagram: @Kfacetv Facebook: KFaceTV Thanks to TaylorMaid for costume and make-up help: http://taylormaidcostumes.com/ Music Mixed by Marcus Joseph: https://www.youtube.com/user/MarkyJayStudios Filmed at a store at the Gateway Mall in SLC, Utah Creator/Director: Keith Allen Producers: Keith Allen, Andrew Carver, Scott Knopf Cinematography: Andy Matthews and Elliot York Gaffe/Lighting: Marcus Joseph, Gabriel Kenworthy Writer: Scott Knopf, Keith Allen, Donnie Bonelli, and Sam Forsey Production Design: Keith Allen and Andrew Carver Music Production: Andrew Pulley, Marcus Joseph, and Keith Allen Edited by Keith Allen Costumes: Cosplayers themselves, and Taylormaide Production Assistants: Jacob Privette, David Oakes, Andrew Carver, Scott Knopf, Gabriel Kenworthy Palpatine: BJ Whimpey Obi-Wan: Benjamin Phillips Luke: David Eff Peterson Leia: Shae Robins Darth Vader: Dallen Jensen Lando: Jay Whittaker Han: Keith Allen C3PO: Shawn Gordon R2D2: Doug Dobyns Boba Fett: Mike Handy LYRICS: PALPATINE VERSE : I’m for real, so you better take me serious Obi-Who? You’re messing with Darth Sidious You suck like a mosquito, so you better check your ego Vader killed you real early, barely outlived Greedo ‘Bout to get the best of you, electrify the rest of you Ugly old man, I need a Guinness just to look at you I’m not hypocritical ‘cause Obi-Wan is pitiful We wear the same outfit but I was the original I wear it better, got the cheddar, and I got the brains You think we looking similar but we are not the same He’s a loner so his neighbors almost never know his name And while I’m livin’ on the Death Star! He’s livin’ in a cave! Dirty old man with a dirty old robe Even now you be lookin’ like a dirty old Pope Vader took the saber to your dirty old skull And your dirty old corpse had a dirty old soul, WOAH! OBI-WAN - VERSE That face…almost made me die from shock He’s covered in craters like desolate rocks It’s like he got popped in that mug that he got Like he sneezed looking up but won’t clean up the snot, nooooo Darth Hobo, you ain’t no Han Solo I’ma cut a promo on this cocky Quasimodo Hear they call ‘em Sidious—his face ain't the prettiest He oughta change his name and start going by Darth Hideous That’s no moon, just a part of a space station Sabers in the air—reppin’ Jedi Nation A beast with the saber and a Jedi with the metaphors You better move along, I ain’t the rapper you’re looking for For reals…you could really use some help I heard he designed the Death Star by himself ‘Cause he’s got no friends, he’s all alone on the edge Even your right hand man threw you off a ledge, woahhhhhhh PALPATINE - VERSE [Now witness the power of this fully operational battle rapper] Give up, ‘cause ain’t no way you’ll beat this… Sith Lord genius, better believe I’m the meanest And you know that I mean this ‘cause I know every weakness And I’m more heavily armed than even General Grievous Obi-Wan, you ain’t an outlaw, at all Faith in those rhymes? That’ll be your downfall Obi-What? Go tie a noose with a rope And Leia should too if this dude’s her only hope About to kill this vagabond, I know I got this battle won I know it hurts your feelings see me rollin’ with your Padowan I took your little friend and then I turned him into Vader And then Vader took a saber and he cut through your equator Guess it didn’t matter if the force was strong ‘Cause Windu’s dead and Qui-Gon’s gone And Padme’s heart? Well, that’s the best part We’re killing you all…I’m the real Death Star, can i get a what?!? OBI-WAN - VERSE What a pathetic round, Plagueis wouldn’t be proud After that, there’s no reason for me to influence the crowd Man, I feel bad...you’re so tired and sad The Empire doesn’t have retirement plans? Your hands are shakin’ and your bones keep breakin’ You’re takin’ medication ‘cause your joints are achin’ Live to see 100? Don’t know how you’ll do it He’s gotta use the force to make a bowel movement I’m a role model for this ugly, old oddity I’m doing what I’m doing and I’m doing it properly I’m everything you’re not...I’m everything that you oughtta be You not the Sith Lord, you’re an Obi-wannabe, Palpatine got Diabetes, got the sugars, bronchitis Hepatitis, caught a virus, rotten teeth, gingivitis Arthritis, blindness and his head is super bald But when it comes to rapping he’s not sick at all