Kai Smythe's video: Hairy Soul Man - Up Close and Extremely Personal: Ep1 Innuendo

Hairy Soul Man is back with his live-action electronic highway miniature series "Up Close And Extremely Personal"! Don't forget to subscribe, you will not be disappointed. For updates on live shows and general shenanigans, Like Hairy Soul Man on facebook and follow kaismythe on Instagram. ​Music mixed by Jake Rush - helloiamjake@gmail.com Narration mixed by - Ryan granger Lyrics: I woke up this morning, after a night of boozing You were lying next to me Still Snoozing I realized you were naked I could see your back section Then I also realized I had my morning erection Now two and two is four As I’m sure you would agree So I woke you gently to ask you a question I hope you will agree I want to put my penis inside your vagina And move it in and out until I ejaculate Or is that too literal, do you want an innuendo Cause I think I got some, if you wanna hear them. We were watching a documentary, about astronauts in space You touched my leg accidentally In a provocative place Then I started thinking what it would be like having sex In zero gravity Then of course one thing led to another so I turned and said Honey if you please I want to put my penis inside your vagina And move it in and out until I ejaculate Or is that too literal, do you want an innuendo Cause I think I got some, If you wanna hear them. Now I’m sorry if I’m being blunt With the words I’m using to begin it Maybe you want me to beat around your bush Before I jump in it Usually when I’m making love I like to take my time But tonight I just wanna fuck you like its 1999 You might think I’m lazy, or insincere But I got a bunch of innuendos if thats what you wanna hear. I wanna put my hotdog in your bun Wanna put my jelly in your roll Want your beaver to chomp on my log Wanna hide my snake into your hole I wanna rub the fuzzies Bump the uglies Make some babies Mix the gravy Feed the kitty Warm the billy Plough the farm Punch the naan Slap the tickle Hide the pickle We’re gonna make feet for childrens shoes With the beast with two backs While we engage in horizontal folk dancing Gonna Fuck Bang Bonk Shag Screw Root Knock Boots And ride the crimson wave Im gonna put my penis Inside your Vagina