Kyle Jordan Gaming's video: Call of Duty WW2 Campaign Pt 4: S O E Trains Dames and Automobiles Also NAHZEE DOGS

Dear Journal, First, the good news: we- pardon, *I*- have completed the forcible eviction of the FILTHY NAHZEES who STOLE CHURCH and dared to sully God's house with their vile NAHZEE bullcrap existence. See, that's a euphemism. What I mean is I KILLED THEM ALL. Every single evil NAHZEE in approximately a 100 mile radius was murdered to death. By me. In a multiplicity of ways. Some of them got shot, some of them caught these hands, some of them got blown up, some of them got stabbed using Bill the Samurai's secret bayonet jutsu technique that he passed down to me, and some of them got PURGED IN HOLY FIRE. That was definitely my favorite. There was much maniacal laughter. But, like, righteous maniacal laughter... or something... So yeah, I got rid of those dang Krauts and now God doesn't have to be homeless anymore because I rescued his house. Well done, me. I hereby award myself a gold star. Actually, make it two gold stars. I earned it. True story. Now the other thing: apparently the developers realized they're behind on their forced 'diversity' quota, so random wahmens are about to start showing up as nonsensical, out of place, pointless token non-characters shoehorned into the story, because... "reasons"... ? Were I an insolent man, I would perhaps comment on the fact that of the 10 or so Allied Soldiers we encounter in the game for more than five seconds, and particularly of the 3 who are vaguely competent Soldiers, *2* are wahmens (the 3rd is me. So if we include only Non-Player Characters, then apparently ~100% of the Allies' combat effectiveness is supplied by wahmens. The entire Allied War Effort was *literally* fueled by girl power... )- HOWEVER, of the *13.6 Million* Nahzee soldiers of the Wehrmacht, *0* are wahmens. Apparently, "ALL Nahzees are men, moreover, ONLY men *can ever be* Nahzees, because obviously 'men bad!'" was the intended implication. Though, it would seem to follow that if 100% of military power comes from wahmens, with the sole exception of the Germans, who derive absolutely none whatsoever from strong wahmens, then all females of German descent must possess some serious intrinsic flaw that prevents them from harnessing the crucial wahmen power, without which, all of humanity will die, the rainforests will explode, and the timespace continuum will implode, bringing an end to the entire universe. So, by their logic, those women must be genetically inferior, flawed beings whose presence represents an existential threat to the universe itself... In my opinion, that idea is patently absurd, extremely offensive, and super racist. Or sexist. Maybe even both. It's terrible, but I guess Call of Duty hates women. I mean, that's what it seems like they're saying... You can never be too careful with this stuff... very problematic... we might have to cancel Call of Duty... Virtue signalling gone terribly wrong.... how embarassing. Were I an insolent man. Which of course I am not. So I won't comment on that. Sincerely, Kyle PS- Unfortunately, that freaking hipster still hasn't died. I was hoping God would smite him to death as a bonus present for getting all those filthy NAHZEES out of his house, but no luck. Wait, I've got it! The wahmens could totally use their eldritch witchcraft to shoot mind bullets at him or something. There must be some way I could... persuade... them... Ohhh myyyy.... --------------------------------------------------- ......... -- Watch live at https://www.twitch.tv/sirkylejordan