LostInPA - Dad Enduro's video: Special Purpose Peoples

Oh boy. We riding! The gang meets at Locust Gap for a Sunday ride. It rained like a motherF with crazy winds the night before. The Hoff gets elected to lead us out on a day of forest dickery with some occasional riding and map reading tests. There's nearly as much fooling as flowing but everyone gets their fill of both. ACTS: ACT I: Bog Roll 1:10 The Hoff takes us out on the main trail to get everyone warmed up. It's full of stink puddles and gunk. This is Cousin J's first dirt bike trail ride and he comes across his first trail tree blocking the way. We head up top a bit to see what do. Matt and Scott climb up near a giant downed tree. We soldier on the rest of the way to the up. The Hoff has an idea. ACT II: Grease Finger 5:33 Time for a little post storm single track. We go up, then we go back down, I sneak it all around and ambush the Hoff from an unexpected direction. Getting down it and through it, we come out by a giant greasy hole onto a finger of land. ACT III: Plunger 11:08 Matt has a map so we follow it. Smh. Down and down we go until we are confronted with an immovable obstacle. Everyone gets over it nice, then it's my turn. I call upon my superhuman powers and turbo charge my skillz. Road run to the next dirt run. Finale: Butt Taco 15:07 Matt and me switch bikes. Which means he steals mine. I got the map now and I'm the only one who knows the metric system. We zoom and glomp through the puddles until we get an itch for Doritos. Do we all get dies or we get our snacks? Riders: MattMC: Husqvarna FE350 Poop Slayer Scott: Husqvarna TE300i The Hoff: Beta Xtrainer 300 PJ: KTM 150XCW Cousin J: Yamaha TTR-250 LostInPA: Beta Xtrainer 300 Music: Intro: Carpenter Brut - Inferno Galore Other: Nutcracker Sweet - Tchaikovsky, Hall of the Mountain King - Grieg Outro: Josie Cotten - Johnny Are You Q___r Note To Self: GPHero5Black, 1080P/60FPS, SuperWide, ISO Limit 400, White Balance 4800K, Detail: Medium, Color: GoPro, No Filter [If you're reading this, you're awesome!]