Lucinda Aragon's video: Ess Okay by Lucy Aragon

A Bachelor Reject anthem. Original music and lyrics by your favorite free spirit Lucy Aragon. "Ess Okay" Juan Pablo, you kicked us off of your show. But we're doin' so fine. We're drink in' red wine all night. Hey JP I got a song for you. I hope you know it's for fun. No hard feelings it's true. You make bomb ass breakfast, you're an awesome dad. But you messed with my girls and now you made me mad. You may be the first "el Bachelor Latino" But all of America thinks you're totally mean-o Drew, Zack and Robert you're my boys and I love ya. You shoulda been the Bachelor cuz we all wanna fuck ya. I'm not sad we went our separate ways. Everything is gonna be ok. Night one it was Lauren was a crying mess. You kicked Kylie to the curb in her awful pink dress. Sent Christy home cuz she was way too pretty. Every man in America is like "damn that's a pity" Sent my ass home cuz I was always in the nude You ain't ready for this jelly cuz you're kind of a prude. Danced better than you so you sent home Kat. Cuz she was showing you up and you ain't down with that. I'm not upset we went our separate ways. Everything is gonna be ok. (ess ok) Renee and Cassandra were so special to you But you forgot Trey's name. Now they think you're a douche. Sent Kelly packin' cuz she had funny things to say. And you prob'ly didn't like it that he papi was gay. Sent Chelsie on her way because she just wasn't ready. Maybe the truth is that she dumped you for Eddie the Teddy. You sent Victoria home, a straddler willing and able Ay ay ay and she could prob'ly drink you under the table. I'm not bummed we went our separate ways. Everything is gonna be ok. Sharleen bailed on her own cuz she was too good for you And that panda dodged a bullet cuz your kissing was EEW Ally, Dani, Lauren didn't get a chance And that's a god damn shame cuz I've seen them with no pants. Andi's a badass. Said what we thought all along No it's not ok. The way you treated us was wrong. She left on her own and it was all for the best. She prob'ly didn't wanna take the Florida BAR test. I'm not sad we went our separate ways. Everything is gonna be ok. Now we're down to two. Wish you the best of luck. Cuz you're really pretty girls and you know he's tryin' to fuck. I love you Clare and Nikki won't say anything bad. But one of you's about to be really frickin' mad. Clare you're so cute and lots of fun in the water But I think he preferred Nikki because she met his daughter. The words in this song are not meant to sound bitter But they're funny as shit. I think I'll post it on twitter.