Mark VI Productions's video: Scooter Jackson

DRIVE HARD... OR DIE FAST In a world ruled by fear, one man stands alone against evil. His name: Scooter Jackson. His mission: To save the world. Start your engines and get set for the summer blockbuster of the year that will break the sound barrier. "The superhero film of the millennia. A masterpiece." - Todger Brown "An abomination 1/10" - IGN "The pants are coming off." - Andrew "I've seen less wiener on a sausage roll." - Aid Review 2 Starring Beancrap as Peter/Scooter Jackson. Pritch as the Narrator, Randy Jackson and Nightrider. BigHairyArbiter as Peter's deliciously cheesy side order. Music used (in order): Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon - Blood Dragon Theme Pendulum - Propane Nightmares Samuel Barber - Adagio for Strings (Homeworld version) Quarashi - Stick 'em Up KICK-ASS 2 - Fatherly Sacrifice KICK-ASS - The Corridor KICK-ASS 2 - Warehouse Showdown Mass Effect - Saren KICK-ASS - Leaving Rasul's KICK-ASS - The Fight Globus - Preliator Terminator 2 - Main Theme Halo: The Master Chief Collection © Microsoft Corporation. "Scooter Jackson" was created under Microsoft's "Game Content Usage Rules" using assets from Halo: The Master Chief Collection. It is not endorsed by Microsoft and does not reflect the views or opinions of Microsoft or anyone officially involved in producing or managing Halo: The Master Chief Collection. As such, it does not contribute to the official narrative of the fictional universe, if applicable.