Matt Paré's video: Bad Bods Taylor Swift - Bad Blood Parody

Hey guys, this is a video I made with some of my teammates while playing in the Minor Leagues for the San Francisco Giants. This is (kind of) how we eat during the season --minus the maple syrup, which is just nasty. Thanks for watching! Lyrics are down below! Support Homeless Minor Leaguer ----------------------------------------­­-------------- https://www.patreon.com/mattpare?ty=h Thanks to Jay Martinez for filming and to Patrick Karraker for editing the music. Special thanks to Casey Campbell. Cast (in order of appearance) Adam Sonabend Jalen Miller Skyler Ewing Connor Kaden Matt Winn Jay Martinez Doug Clark Mike Connolly Outro Music by Big Wild "Venice Venture" https://soundcloud.com/bigwild LYRICS ----------- Cause baby, now we've got bad bods This baggy jersey's a facade It's been such a long season Cause baby, now we've got bad bods, hey! I can't take it back, look where I'm at 200 pounds and twenty percent body fat My BMI says overweight, a stark contrast to before Spring Training when I was jacked And I know where it all went wrong, April game that went long I went 0 for 4, 4 punchies so I went to Wendy's for a frosty And it's taken me a while to see, what waffle house has done to me Man, I thought I'd be on the cover of ESPN the body Oh, it's so hard to Say no to French fries From Five Guys Cause baby, now we've got bad bods This baggy jersey's a facade It's been such a long season Cause baby, now we've got bad bods, hey! Now we've got beer guts From eating glazed donuts So we need to get cut Cuz baby, now we've got bad bods, hey! Remember when I had a hard body? Back in March when all of the girls would call me Tellin' me I was their obsession Now I'm shopping in the men's section at lululemon Saying it's for comfortability in reality the elasticity is the only thing fittin' me Nowadays, anyway It's about time for me to go crush the spread during this rain delay ayyyyy! Oh, it's so hard to Say no to Apple Pie On the Fourth of July Cause baby, now we've got bad bods This baggy jersey's a facade It's been such a long season Cause baby, now we've got bad bods, hey! Now we've got beer guts From eating glazed donuts So we need to get cut Cuz baby, now we've got bad bods, hey! Scap work doesn't fix lovehandles I do forearms just for show How can I say no to dominos (Try to justify with cardio tomor-row) Scap work doesn't fix lovehandles I do forearms just for show How can I say no to dominos How can I say no when the app works like gold! Cause baby, now we've got bad bods This baggy jersey's a facade It's been such a long season Cause baby, now we've got bad bods, hey! Now we've got beer guts From eating glazed donuts So we need to get cut Cuz baby, now we've got bad bods, hey! Cause baby, now we've got bad bods This baggy jersey's a facade It's been such a long season Cause baby, now we've got bad bods, hey! Now we've got beer guts From eating glazed donuts So we need to get cut Cuz baby, now we've got bad bods, hey!