MercyLuannSimoneHavoc's video: Girls aint nothing but trouble-DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince

Listen homeboys don't mean to bust your bubble But girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble So next time a girl gives you the play Just remember my rhymes and get the hell away Just last week when I was walking down the street I observed this lovely lady that I wanted to meet I walked up to her I said hello She said: "Hey, you're kind of cute" I said: "Yes, I know, but... By the way, sweetheart, what's your name?" She said: "My friends like to call me exotic Elaine" I said: "My name is the Prince" and she said: "Why?" I said: "Well, I don't know, I'm just a hell of a guy! But enough about me, yo, let's talk about you And all the wonderful things that you and I can do" I popped some trash and in a little bit of time I showed some cash and the girl was mine I took her over town I wined her and dined her She ask me 'did I like her?' I said: "Well... kinda" All of a sudden she jumped out her seat Snatched me up by my wrist and took me out to the street She started grabbin' all over me kissing and hugging So I shoved her away I said: "You better stop buggin'!" She got mad looked me dead in my face Threw her hands in the air and yelled out: "Rape!" I got scared when she started to yell So I handed her my wallet and ran like hell I was duckin' through alleys right and left But when the cops caught up they almost beat me to death I was arrested charged with aggravated assault (Yo Clancy we got him) but it wasn't my fault! Nevertheless don't mean to bust your bubble But girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble So next time a girl gives you the play Just remember my rhymes and get the hell away I was in a bar one Friday night Cooling watching a Mike Tyson fight I was maxin' and relaxin' sippin' on tequila When this girl walked up she said: "Hi, my name is Sheila" I responded by saying hello She paid for my drink and then said: "Let's go" 20 minutes later things were starting to cook As we pulled up into her house I said: "I'm with you, toots" The music was soft and there was wine in the glasses She started winking and making little passes At me she pat me close that's when she got bold She started feeling up my back I said: "Oh, your hands are cold!" We went to her bedroom thinking of one thing Took the phone off the hook to avoid the annoying ring I caressed her body and I kissed her cheek And that's when I observed those satin bed sheets I felt that it was time for me to make my move I thought I better hurry up before I busted the groove I leaned down to kiss her but then out of the blue A door slammed and a voice said: "Baby, where are you?" Her boyfriend busted in, he grinned an evil grin And said: "Boy, I'ma tear your butt limb from limb!" I was scared as hell, where was I supposed to go? I just yelled: "Geronimo!" and jumped out the window Just my luck we were in a snowstorm And all I had was my underwear on to keep my warm And to top the night off I had to break in my place Because my keys were in my pants back on Sheila's book case I was done, sneezing and coughing I hope this doesn't happen too often, but Nevertheless don't mean to bust your bubble But girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble So next time a girl gives you the play Just remember my rhymes and get the hell away Yo man you think they see your point? I don't know man, I don't think they really with it man I think you should give 'em another example Aight, give me a scratch let's make it funky right here I got a ring on my phone May 5th last year It was my girlfriend Betty I said: "Hello dear! I was just about to call you I got a couple tickets to the Run-D.M.C. concert" (I'm wit it) "It's six o'clock now, at eight will you be ready?" (Yeah) "Aight, fine, see you then, Betty" I combed my hair washed and brushed my teeth Got funky fresh dressed in my Le Coq Sportif Got to Betty's at eight I was ready to jet Until Betty's mom said: "Betty's not ready yet" I sat there for at least an hour It was ten after nine before she got in the shower 9:35 she comes downstairs And said: "I need a little longer to finish my hair" At ten o'clock we had been missed the show She comes downstairs and says 'let's go'!? "Go where? Go to sleep, I'm gone!" I was steaming' like a demon as I drove home But it just goes to show not trying to bust your bubble But girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble So next time a girl gives you the play Just remember my rhyme Just remember my rhymes Take heed to my rhymes and get the hell away Man, first your parents just don't understand I know, right right Then you have these crazy nightmares Bro, why me? Why me? What's next? I don't know, just not these girls man, but, you know how it is, can't live wit 'em Can't live without 'em