Michael Milman's video: How to be a Social Justice Warrior

Hello everyone, today I’m going to give you 5 tips on how to become a social justice warrior just like me. Share any news article you see on your Facebook feed. Don’t waste your time reading the article though, the headline is plenty. And don’t worry about the source, as long as it seems just and appealing to you, who cares where it comes from. If it comes down to the article being illegitimate, simply delete it real quick just so you wouldn’t look stupid. If someone calls you out for not knowing what you are talking about, simply spin the argument around and mention something irrelevant even though it doesn’t make any sense. It's not actually important if you’re wrong and someone is right, it's about who looks good and who looks bad. If things get ay to intense, then just call them a nazi. It doesn’t matter if they’re left or right, it works both ways. I called someone Jewish a nazi once to win an argument. If someone threatens your safe space and you feel unsafe online, BLOCK the person who makes you feel this way. It will totally solve your problems. I’m sure that’s how your parents dealt with people, they simply blocked them and never heard from that person again. Don’t actually look for or suggest any solutions to our world’s problems today. Just criticize and complain. This makes you look awesome without you actually doing anything productive, and that's what it's all about. After all aren’t we all just trying to look cool without actually knowing with what the heck is going on? Remember, it's more than okay to be a hypocrite.