Mirco Klaus's video: Barenaked Ladies - If I Had 1 000 000 Scrubs Song S2 E8

I have no rights to this song and I won't make any money from these kind of videos. All the money is going right to the artist. S2 E8 - "My Fruit Cups" Artist: Barenaked Ladies Title: If I Had $1 000 000 Lyrics: If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars Well, I'd buy you a house I would buy you a house And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars I'd buy you furniture for your house Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars Well, I'd buy you a K-Car A nice reliant automobile And if I had a million dollars, I'd buy your love If I had a million dollars I'd build a tree-fort in our yard If I had a million dollars you could help It wouldn't be that hard If I had a million dollars Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge In there somewhere We could just go up there and hang out Like open the fridge and stuff And there'd all be foods laid out for us Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things They have pre-wrapped sausages But they don? t have pre-wrapped bacon Well, can you blame them? Yeah If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars Well, I'd buy you a fur a coat But not a real fur coat, that? s cruel And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet Yep, like a llama or an emu And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains All them crazy elephant bones And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love If I had a million dollars We wouldn't have to walk to the store If I had a million dollars We'd take a Limousine? cause it costs more If I had a million dollars We wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner But we would eat Kraft dinner Of course we would, we'd just eat more And buy really expensive ketchups with it That? s right, all the fanciest Dijon ketchups If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars Well, I'd buy you a green dress But not a real green dress, that's cruel And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars Well, I'd buy you some art A Picasso or a Garfunkel If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars Well, I'd buy you a monkey Haven't you always wanted a monkey? If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars I'd be rich