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FRIDAY THE 13TH - My biggest gripe, I think- even beyond the horrible characters populating this film, beyond the women as blow-up dolls, the guys as jerks- came at the end. I understand suspension of disbelief. I understand the "need" for Jason to pop up out of the water at the end. Though I try, however, I simply can't wrap my head around how they achieved that end. Upon enduring this horrible night, upon watching everyone get slaughtered, upon escaping Jason's lair after being held captive for a month, Whitney and Clay are going to loose the tangled chains around Jason's neck, freeing his mangled body from a woodchipper...then they're going to haul his 200+ body all the way to the lake just to dump him in? This guy- he's just a guy, after all, who killed all those people? They're going to go through all this trouble and destroy the evidence? No...no, they're not. People don't do that. Yes, people do stupid things in horror movies all the time- splitting up, investigating noises, etc- but sometimes, screenwriters need to stop and say "You, know, this is a bit much..." and figure out ways to make the characters' stupidity seem plausible. Even in its own shallow, ridiculous universe, the film has to make sense. Am I being too hard on it? Maybe. It's just a slasher movie, after all, right? It's Friday the 13th. Jason gets his mask, he kills people. That's what folks want, mission accomplished. The forthcoming Friday The 13th remake is directed by Marcus Nispel (Texas Chainsaw remake), written by the pair behind Freddy vs Jason, and produced by Michael Bays company Platinum Dunes (who brought us the remakes of Chainsaw, The Hitcher, and Amityville Horror). Should we be worried its exec produced by Michael Bay, and co-produced by MTV? Probably. Spoilers ahead The remake will actually compact the key events of the first three Friday 13th movies. So, after negligent camp councillors let a young Jason drown, his mother comes to Camp Crystal Lake seeking murderous revenge. She is beheaded by a councillor, then Jason rises from the lake to continue her work. Its also confirmed that Jason will don the burlap sack from part 2, then later the signature hockey mask from part 3. Young Jason Voorhees is being portrayed by Caleb Guss. Who was presumably picked because he looks a bit weird - good job. Platinum Dunes says the make-up is awesome, freaky and true to the original. Jasons mother, Mrs. Pamela Voorhees, will be played by Nana Visitor, from Deep Space Nine. Producers say the kills will be in the double digits, and that there will be tons of drinking, smoking weed and having sex. So the intentions seem to be noble at this point. The Friday 13th remake is released simultaneously around the world on Friday 13th, February 2009. Excited?