Mr.Boo! CK's video: Boo Meet The Parents

Oh. That's a...that's a lovely vase. lt looks great. Let me guess, is that one of your secret cameras too, huh? Ah-booga-booga-booga! Whooh! Greg... « Prev | Next » (Whispering) That urn holds the remains of Jack's mother. Oh. l'm sorry. l'm so sorry. That... That's all right. You didn't know. l'm... That's our Gran-Gran. We like to think of her as watching over us as we eat. Love you, Ma. Miss you. Miss you every day. Oh, honey, why don't you read Greg your poem? Oh, no. He doesn't want to hear that. What? No, what poem? You see, when Jack had to retire for health reasons... That's a bunch of malarkey. ..the doctor thought it would be therapeutic if he expressed his emotions in an artistic way. You wrote a beautiful poem about your mother. Please, we really want to hear it. - Poem! Poem! - Please? All right. lt's a work in progress. l'm still not happy with it. As soon as it's ready, l'm going to glaze it onto a plate and put it next to the urn. Nice. lt's very special. My Mother...by Jack Byrnes. You gave me life, you gave me milk, you gave me courage. Your name was Angela, the angel from heaven. But you were also an angel of God, and He needed you, too. Selfishly, l tried to keep you here, while the cancer ate away your organs, like an unstoppable rebel force, but l couldn't save you, and l shall see your face... nevermore, nevermore, nevermore. Until we meet... in Heaven. Oh... Daddy, that's beautiful. lt just gets me... Amazing. So-so-so much love, yet also so much...information. Would anybody care for some of Oyster Bay's finest champagne? That is so sweet of you. lsn't that a nice gesture? Yeah, very nice. How could l have seen Debbie's ring? When l gave Bob the OK, l put him in touch with my diamond guy and he picked the exact same design that Kevin gave you. - Kevin your old boyfriend? - Thanks, Dad. Kevin was Pam's fianc. Ohh! - Oh. - Argh! - Oh! - Ohh! - Oh! - Oh, my God! Jinxy, no! Psst! - Ohh... - Jinxy, no! Shit!