NickyvMLP's video: The Applejack Rap

Because reasons. The lyrics for this came with the help of a couple of people who posted it in my Apple Jack 64 image on Deviantart. Those guys are JCrocksX and Author-Bat-Pegasus. Thanks guys. Also, I was supremely bored. Someone else with musical talent, do this better plz. Lyrics: Here-Here-HERE WE GO! So they're finally here! Performing for you! And if you know the words, you can join in TOO!  Put your hooves togetha if you want to clap As we take ya through this PONY RAP! HUUH! A.J! Apple Jack! She's the leader of the herd Ya know her rank She's finally back To BUCK SOME FLANK! Her bucking hind legs can hit in spurts, If she kicks ya, it's gonna hurt! She's bigger, faster, and stronger too, She's the first member of the Apple crew! HUUH! A.J.! Apple Jack! A.J.! Apple Jack is HERE! This Apple's got spunk, So listen up dude. She can grow in size, With a bad attitude. She's quick and nimble, When she needs to be. She can drive apple floats, And shake down trees. If you choose her, You'll have to agree. With a mane flippin' blow, She's one bad seed! A.J.! Apple Jack! He has no style, He has no grace. This Apple, Has a funny face. He can raise barns, When he needs to. And tour Appleoosa, Just for you. Can throw apple pies, Just like a buffoon. This weird Apple, Just digs this tune! A.J.! Apple Jack! A.J.! Apple Jack is here! She's back again, And about time too. And this time, She's in the mood. She can fly real high, With a loop-de-hoop. With the crusaders, They're one tough group. She'll make you smile, When she sings her tune. But bullies beware, Cause' she's after you. A.J.! Apple Jack! Eeyup, finally! He's here for you. It's the last member, of the Apple Crew. This Apple's so strong, It isn't funny. Can make a Changeling, Cry out for mommy. Can tow a whole house, With relative ease. Makes plowin' fields, Seem such a breeze. He may move slow, He can't jump high. But this Apple's, One hell of a guy. (Non Singing) C'mon, Granny! Take it to the farm Cobblers, fritters, apple pie shells. Zap apples, oranges, and timberwolf smells. AHH-YEAA!!! Cobblers, fritters, apple pie shells. Zap apples, oranges, and timberwolf smells. AHH-YEAA!!!