RFDC07's video: Sonday October 25 2009: Sonday Songs - ASSISTANCE

RFDC sings a song about......Well, needing assistance basically lol LYRICS I was sitting in my chair, Just staring at the screen, The computers gone off was what I expressed, But no-one seemed to understand what I could possibly mean. For twenty four minutes and fifty two seconds no less, I tried my very best, To understand and actually guess, What was wrong with this machine but that just began to make me stressed. So I did my best, To try and express, And to try and digress, What was wrong and why I wasnt too impressed. All I got told was to give it a rest, They would be with me shortly, Whenever that was, They didnt give a time frame, Or even a day, I would perhaps have to stay, In this place for days, weeks, maybe months on end, Before they could be bothered to send, Someone with skill, and with experience, To come and freaking help me, I could really feel my patience being put to the test. So I waited and waited some more, Just staring at the freaking floor, Occasionally Id walk out of the door, Take a deep breath and then walk back in, Making a point of walking slowly past each assistant with perscition and care, Not really wanting tempers to flare, But I needed to get myself noticed, To alert them to the fact that I was still around, And that if I didnt have a chance to leave soon Id be six foot underneath the ground. Finally someone decided to come, But I had to explain several times before they understood, My voice was becoming hoarse, But when I finally said I would be leaving soon, And for them to expect a call from someone higher, They began to realise the situation was dire, So they knelt down upon the floor and began to look under the desk, Before popping back up and saying, Its gone. The computers blown up. I just sat and stared, I dont think I even dared, To respire, This really was dire, This silence seemed to inspire, That woman to return to her feet and to go for someone else, I maintained all the way I had done nothing, How could I when Id gone to turn it on and nothing had happened? Id been sitting waiting for them to come, And the problem they had was there were twenty witnesses who could back me up. So it was that day, That I walked out of that place, Not really happy but not really sad, I believe they were perhaps feeling incredibly mad, But now I believe their customer service has improved, And dramatically I might add, Coz I know they still think it was my fault the computer got wrecked, Even though they dont dare to say, And they certainly dont want another computer ending up in the same way.