Rathergood's video: Boilhimian Crabsody

I ate a crab, and it seemed appropriate to celebrate the event in song, in the style of classic rockers Queen (specifically in the style of Bohemian Rhapsody). Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/user/rathergoodstuff?sub_confirmation=1 Here are the lyrics in case you are interested: Mama, just killed a crab, I just wanted to be fed, Boiled some water, Now he's dead Mama, His life had just begun, But now I've gone and boiled it all away Mama, Oooooooooh I did mean to make you crab But if you'd like to eat some crab tomorrow It's all gone, it's all gone Coz i ate him in a sandwich Too late, his time had come Boiled him up, ripped out his mind Ripped off his limbs one at a time Goodbye, mister Crabsley You'd got to go Got to boil until you die and be my lunch Mama, oooooooooooooooooooooooh [eat his tasty crab toes] He didn't want to die And now there's no crab left for you at all So I smashed off his face and ripped out his mind Then I wrenched off his limbs and I ate his insides Oh, Crabsley, I know I've mangled you badly But I just want to suck out, Just want to suck out all your meat Eat you in a sandwich, Eat your lovely meat Eat you in a sandwich, In a lovely sandwich..... For tea Eat your lovely crab claws I wrote lyrics for the operatic section of the song, which I refer to in our crustacean-themed version as the "Pincer Movement" - which I took out for this performance but which I will put here for your enjoyment if you are interested in that kind of thing: I see a little silhouette of a crab Carapace! carapace! will you make a nice pate? Rolling pin's exciting, smashing limbs for their white meat Crab and mayo! Crab and Mayo! Crab and mayo! Crab and Mayo! Crab and Mayo in a roll Magnifico-o-o-o He's a crustacean, he lives in the sea He's a crustacean, of the crab family I took his life and ate him for my tea In a bun, in a roll, Will you eat his nose? I will not No! He does not have a nose Eat his nose! I will not He does not have a nose Eat his nose! I will not He does not have a nose Eat his nose! does not have a nose Eat his nose! does not have a nose Eat his no-o-o-o-o-o-o-ose No no no no no Oh mama mia mama mia Mama mia eat his nose His shell contains lots of delicious brown and white meat, white meat, white meat There is more stuff at http://rathergood.com