RedPegasus's video: Shelter Writes Brutally Honest Adoption Memo For Their Utter Bastard Of A Cat

Meet Mr. Biggles, a cat who is ‘a despot and dictator’ and an ‘utter utter utter bastard’- that’s what his adoption ad claims. Pet adoption agency Cat People Of Melbourne in Australia, posted a brutally honest but hilarious memo for Mr. Biggles, cracking people up around the world. Gina Brett, founder and group co-ordinator, is the mastermind behind the genius ad for the badass black cat also known as Lord Bigglesworth. “He will let you know he is not happy, which is often, because things are often just not up to his high standards,” the memo reads. “Mr. Biggles likes his cuddles on his terms, and will sit in your lap when he decides it’s time. If the stroking is not up to his standards, he will nip you.” Nevertheless, the agency admits that Mr Biggles has a ‘secret soft side’, too. “He loves sleeping on the end of the humans bed, and in his cat bed (and he snores just a little bit, it’s so cute).” Despite the ad going viral, Mr Biggles has yet to find a forever home. “He’s had a lot of responses since I put his profile up on Sunday but sadly no human slaves have offered themselves up as sacrifices as yet.” The agency says this particular feline is not for the fainthearted, but he would be perfect for the right owner. Mr. Biggles is just over two years old, adheres to a “stupidly healthy” diet and is being fostered by Brett in Melbourne. He has a pretty nice life as it is, but needs a permanent home. Everyone knows that people like winning over jerks. If the jerk you love is fluffy and cute, it's even more incentive to win him over. Hopefully, someone falls in love with Mr. Biggles soon. All images/video snippets courtesy of Cats People Of Melbourne, Pet Rescue Facebook Background music (free music from YouTube audio library): Jazz Me Blues by E's Jammy Jams Click link to subscribe to RedPegasus Channel : http://www.youtube.com/user/RedTaurusOne?sub_confirmation=1 To view this channel : http://www.youtube.com/user/RedTaurusOne