Sixth Sense Media's video: Muskura - Faris Shafi Funniest Freestyle Rap DESI HIP-HOP URDU

Artist: Faris Shafi Lyrics: [Intro] Yo Shaniman on the licks. Faris on the mic Let’s do this [Verse 1] Muskura keh miss kara dein, Miss Farah, har dafa Lekin mein to hoon aik maskhara, aur hai maira lun khara What’s the matter, Miss Razaak? (Aachoo!) Jazaak Allah Ley lein maira mashvara, agar ho raha hai aap ka dil kharaab Here’s a pill to pop, eh dilruba Ab dey do na iss dafa. Nahin deni to bund mara Kabhi mehnat nahin mein kar saka Aur chen chen bhi nahin sun saka. Kabhi ek bachi nahin chun saka Iss lain dain mein hum humsafar, phir hum judaa, mein gumshuda Faris manay shah-e-sawaar. Sab sey alag, sab sey judaa Par Zuljanah peh main nahin sawaar This is just like Karbala. Har taraf hein garbarain Aur harbara ke mein utha to kya dekha? Zalzalay aur gardanein, marhalay hee marhalay Yahaan majlison mein bomb phatain Ab tu ye na burbura keh mairai gaanai behuda Yahaan masjidon mein bomb kharay namaaz parhain, aur phat parein Begunah? Chhad paray. In ko uther satt paray Illiteracy hai hath-karee. News channel hein chatpatay Mullay hein mujhai jurai. Thullay hein saarai crooked [Hook] There can never be peace Ask yourself Will there ever be peace? No, man. I don’t see it There can never be peace [x2] [Verse 2] Ab aya Valentine’s Day, mairai haath mein Ballentine hai Ain’t this bitch dynamite, man? Let me tap that ass tonight again My raps are asinine, man. Yeh mera mashghala hai Aur maira falsafa hai sar jhuka keh bach azaab sey Kehtai hein hum azad hein. Lekin yeh sab bakwaas hai Asal mein hum barbaad hein tharkee maulvi kai haath mein So, what’s the matter, Miss Razaak? You don’t like this mazaak? Kya iss kai bijaaye gaa loon mein naat? Kehtai hein hai music haram, to kya karoon? Deevaron sai taarein ukhaar doon? Apnay speaker phaar doon? Maswaak loon? Takhnon sai upper shalwar rakhoon? Kissi sai kabhee na pyaar karoon? Apni biwi ko bhenchod burqa pehna keh bund mein ghussa keh chhupa rakhoon? Mein kya karoon? Mein kya karoon? Aap hee bataain mein kya karoon? Mein bhee aik musalmaan hun. Kartai hein mujhai pareshan kyun? To aap kyun mairee khaatoon khana ko majboor banana chahtay hein? Zaroor hijab kyun pehnatay hein? Unhay kasoorvar kyoon thehratay hein? Un say boot saaf kyun karaatay hein? Aap ki choot phaar dainee chahiyay Aap ki bund maar dainee chahiyay. Aap ko lund dikha daina chahiyay Mujhai thanda ho jana chahiyay. Jaa keh dahi jamaa laini chahiyay Hum ko naye azaab nahin chahiyain, Chhayaan Chhayaan gaa lena chahiyay Sahi hai, sahi hai. Lekin mairay paas kissee mullay kai leeai koi time nahin hai Lullay, I ain’t got time for your bullshit. My ink got rhymes like a full clip I got battle rap acrobatics, back-to-back systematic rhymes You don't like this, so kya karoon? Apnay speaker phaar doon? Mus-mus-mus-muswaak loon? Aur, so Aap kartay hein mujhai pareshan kyun? Ab tu yeh na burbura keh meray gaanay behuda Karbala, garbarain. Har taraf hain garbarain Zalzalay aur gardanain. Chhayaan Chhayaan ga lena chahiyay Ab tu yen na burbura, main kya karoon? Yahaan majlison main bomb phatain Hum ko nayay azaab nahi chahiyay hain Sahi hai, Sahi hai!