The Mike Polk Jr. Show's video: Hosting The Extremely Regional Emmys: Opening Video

I hosted the Lower Great Lakes Chapter Regional Emmys this year because I have made questionable choices in life. Some people were into it. Some people disliked me strongly. Investigative reporter Carl Monday just seemed confused. But I had a good time. There was an open bar. This is the video that played before I was introduced. I then came out and forgot all the words to a song I wrote because there was an open bar. Then I poked fun at local television personalities and apparently that's not what you're supposed to do and is a tradition that I guess I just assumed was a thing. In my defense, I had never been to the local emmys before and didn't know the regional-emmy-hosting protocol. Ah well. Live and learn! Regardless, it was nice of them to ask me. Were I a betting man, I'd wager I shan't be hosting next year.