TheDirty Dottys's video: Your Furniture

CREDITS: Music & lyrics by Julie DiOrio Performed by Julie DiOrio (guitar/vocals), Eleanor Foster (vocals), and Maura McGillicuddy (vocals). Did you know that when you go your furniture really misses you? And were you aware that your favorite chair has a favorite too. It's your derriere. And your dear old lamp wishs that you'd clamp your finger tips round its little switch. And your microwave hopes that you'll save some room for more. It's kind of an attention whore. But that bed gets so lonely when you're gone even for not that long. And I fill the space with cats and space heaters, cooking books, a pair of new sneakers, but they can't really take your place. So just know that when you go there's a hole below your pillow. Not to mention, your dishes need attention. They cry all night, wishing to hold just one bite. And you're socks, they have such low low tolerance. They stomp around chanting, "We're not taking this!" and sometimes one partner from the pair just runs away. But that bed gets so lonely when you're gone even for not that long. And I fill the space with cats and space heaters, cooking books, a pair of new sneakers, but they can't really take your place. So just know that when you go there's a hole below your pillow. Pillow-low-low Pillow-low-low So now you know that when you go your furniture really misses you.