ThisOtherGuy's video: We Are Douchebags Aka: How to be A Douchebag

From heads of secrets societies, to richest men, to Presidents, we are the guys that make society what it is. We exist in all levels of society We operate in plain sight, and we exercise the highest level of disregard for anything that belittles who we are. We Are the elite. To subscribe http://www.youtube.com/c/thisotherguybw?sub_confirmation=1 More Videos http://www.youtube.com/c/thisotherguybw/videos Twitter https://twitter.com/This_OtherGuy Facebook https://www.facebook.com/ThisOtherGuyOnline ________________________ Background to This Video ________________________ Rule 1: Dress Code is Important Charity begins at home And that’s exactly where we’re going to start; Go to your house, open your wardrobe If there’s anything in there that you never feel good about, set it on fire Get rid of any pieces of garments that look like you bought them out of a dollar store You’re not going to look like you dressed out of someone’s charity Rule 2: Just Be a Badass On your first day of university Dress like a rockstar, with part of your chest showing Arrive late for orientation Buy dark shades which you wear for every social situation; And in social events you pick who to talk to, you time is important Rule 3: Live Your Own Life. Full Stop Despite what the simpletons around your life tell you Your life is yours and yours alone The only people you tolerate in your life are those you want to tolerate And those from whom you can get what you need Everyone else is nothing more than a bump on a flea’s ass. Rule 4: Learn Sarcasm, Your Second Language Learn sarcasm Everyone that asks you anything is stupid And you only answer with whatever comes into your mind, unfiltered If someone says hello, don’t say hello back Look at them Don’t nod, Don’t look excited Give them a half almost-smile and walk away When you mean business Wear glasses and every time you talk to people, look at them over the rims of your glasses Rule 5: Get Any Woman You Want: Don’t get Attached When it comes to getting women you can get anyone Even those that only “date guys that go to church” They think that guys that go to church are fundamentally different from you Pff, how stupid You’re going to find one of those women Tell her how religion is important to you And you love that she goes to church Seduce her Sleep with her Then never call her back Life’s too short to waste on confused women Do you have female workers at your office that don’t have boyfriends and you ignore them? You are a heartless bastard! We don’t tolerate bastards! Those women need you, they want you, all of them. Do something about those women! When you meet your friends, brag about all these women you’re getting Because for all intents and purposes you got bigger game than them and nothing brings you satisfaction than reminding them of that fact everyday Rule 6: You Don’t Need Anyone You don’t need anyone; You don’t need anyone’s approval; As a matter of fact, you don’t need anything; Everything is a want And everything is all about you Rule 7: Always Talk About Your Achievements When you get a job, immediately talk about it and make sure everyone knows you make a lot of money Doesn’t matter who they are, you make more money than them Always make a grand entrance to meetings Rule 8: Show off Your Achievement and Awesome Life Buy a fast car Go to the gym Go swimming Take a picture of yourself next to your car Take a picture of yourself working out Take off your shirt and take a picture for the sole purpose of distributing it online Take a picture of yourself wrestling a shark, and winning All your Facebook pictures are either with a hottie, A beer, or your mother Rule 9: Your Life is Yours Alone In life you don’t live to give You live to take You live to be happy And if giving doesn’t make you happy, why the heck do you wanna keep doing it? Rule 10: You’re the Smartest Guy in the Room You’re usually always the one that knows everything about everything And anything anyone else says is a waste of time If an employee of yours makes a mistake Make sure the whole office knows they screwed up And make their firing as loud and as disturbing to other employees as possible How else would everyone respect you if you don’t? Have you followed the tips above successfully? Remember, you never explain yourself to anyone. Accept? Congratulations, you’re now officially a douchebag.