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@Wetpaint's Picks for Jersey Shore's Next International Filming Locations
http://www.wetpaint.com/jersey-shore - Visit us for more Jersey Shore exclusives, gossip, and spoilers! http://www.facebook.com/JerseyShoreFansite - Like us on Facebook! http://www.twitter.com/JShoreWetpaint - Follow us on Twitter! Hey, hey, Jersey Shore fans — I'm Jager Weatherby from Wetpaint Entertainment. Are you guys amped to see the Jersey cast in Italy this summer? After two stints in Seaside with a trip to Miami in between, the show is going all international on us. Thinking of Snooki pushing Vinny into the Trevi Fountain, Ronnie and Sammi seeking a blessing from the Pope, The Situation asking if a discoteca is a club with computers, just makes us kinda giddy — and we're not apologizing for it. The best part is, here's an 85 percent chance that all of those things will happen in the first 10 minutes of the premiere. Win! Since Jersey Shore will probably go for as many seasons as Meet the Press, it's time to think about where else these crazy kids could jet off to next. Here are a few locations we think would be perfect, all of which, of course, fly in the face of the show's name. * First up, England. ...Right? Just let it sit for a second. Imagine Snooki clutching the gate of Buckingham Palace and screaming, "I want to see Harry Potter! WAH!" Or Pauly D DJ'ing at Speakers' Corner. Or JWoww flirting with British guys and then eating them alive... with some tea. Please, please, please can this happen, MTV? And listen, if England doesn't pan out, New England is fine. It'll be about the same. Next up, Monaco. Monaco is famous for being very small and very fancy, a perfect match for our Jersey Shore go-getters. Gambling is also big there, and this would be nothing if not a gamble! Think guido James Bond.. though it might be hard to hold that thought in your head. But lest we forget, these guys are really, really rich at this point. Very few people have Snooki's kind of money. We like to pretend she keeps it all stuffed in Crocodilly. Another obvious choice is Mexico. Cancun, Cabo San Lucas, Puerto Vallarta. If we didn't know better, we'd think Jersey Shore and these tourist spots had been invented for one another. Booze, beach, sun, late nights, the potential for a dramatic border crossing — good TV here is a "shore" thing. And let's not leave out our dear neighbor to the north, Canada. We really only have one distinct vision for this trip, and that's Pauly D and Vinny sitting quietly in a bar together. Then cut to Pauly in the confessional saying, "Yo, Canada's mad borin'." That's all we've got, but it's enough. Finally, just please send the cast to a farm. Yeah, yeah, we know it would be a ripoff of The Simple Life with Paris and Nicole, but that's not exactly like ripping off The Wire. First of all, there's some muscle in this crowd. If there were no gyms or bars within a five-mile radius, some actual work could be accomplished. Combine Snooki's veterinary skills with her furry boots, and ratings would hold steady. That's all for now, folks! Be sure to check out http://www.Wetpaint.com/jersey-shore for all the latest features, gossip, and videos. See you at the shore... wherever it is!

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