WoodysGamertag's video: PKA 501 - Steve Hofstetter - Stolen Beans Car Buying Storeis Rental Cars Mishaps

Sponsors: http://squarespace.com/pka https://smartmouth.com/PKA Guest Social Medias: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/thehofstetter Twitter: https://twitter.com/SteveHofstetter Website: http://www.stevehofstetter.com/ Support PKA on Patreon: https://www.Patreon.com/PKA Merch: http://PainkillerAlready.net PKA on iTunes: http://bit.ly/PKAOniTunes PKA on Podbean: http://painkilleralready.podbean.com Timeline by LegitRage Discuss the Episode on the PKA Subreddit! https://www.reddit.com/r/PKA/ 0:00:00 - Woody introduces the show, Taylor introduces the sponsors 0:00:12 - Steve’s fancy comedy setup & experience of lockdown in Los Angeles 0:05:45 - Hasidic Jewish haircuts and cutting a hole in bed sheets to get it on 0:11:28 - Glorious holes to cure lockdown boredom & dating app meet-ups GONE WRONG 0:18:31 - If the guys were going to be eaten, would they want to try themselves? 0:20:33 - Steve’s lockdown workout injury & the worst kinds of tutorial videos on YouTube 0:31:11 - The best, short tutorial videos the guys have ever seen & dumb people at gas stations 0:36:42 - Terrible car parkers & the time Steve gave someone a faux parking ticket 0:41:24 - Why gym parking spots should be determined on how athletically fit you are 0:43:57 - Purple Heart parking spots & Taylor’s “Worst Employee of the Month” parking idea 0:50:35 - Bill Burr vs the people of Philadelphia & the time Steve stole someone’s shoes at a gig 0:54:45 - Taylor is stunned by how shameless people are about getting high in Colorado now 1:00:20 - The chaos unfolding in Portland, terrible graffiti artists & the disaster that was CHAZ 1:06:58 - The time Woody encountered a young couple getting it on at the end of his driveway 1:10:44 - Have the guys ever gotten freaky with a woman in a car? 1:15:29 - The guys share stories of times they may have broken the law while getting it on 1:21:50 - PKA debates the best kinds of cereals, berries and sugar cravings 1:29:28 - Taylor’s awful hotel internet & Steve’s painful experiences of doing PKA on the road 1:36:54 - Steve shows off a sword sent to him by a fan & his secret bookcase-lever room 1:40:33 - Kyle’s prison friend, Snow, is possibly out of prison! And would Kyle ever go back? 1:43:02 - The PKA Subreddit has been not-so-subtly photoshopping Taylor to look… special 1:45:35 - Kyle’s sleep schedule has once again been tarnished by the world of Rust 1:47:32 - Taylor and Steve bond over GTA: V and RDR 2 1:55:10 - The truth behind Woody’s shirt-change on PKA 500 - Did he leave to get it on? 1:56:44 - Has Woody debunked Taylor’s Hellen Keller conspiracy theory? (Video included) 2:08:12 - The creepiness of Denver airport & the guys’ worst interactions with weed sellers 2:14:31 - Kyle’s weed seller who endured an awful life of severe injuries, divorce and more 2:24:03 - Woody and Steve’s experiences of dealing with awkward, overzealous fans IRL 2:28:58 - The struggles of trying to eat a healthy salad & is tobacco “healthy”? 2:34:30 - Overcoming Type 2 diabetes, America’s obesity problem & the best Fast Food spots 2:40:46 - Steve explains the incredibly dumb logic behind Jewish kosher foods 2:42:39 - The time Taylor thought chickens didn’t fornicate and turned out to be right! 2:44:59 - Ad read: Smartmouth Take the PKA 501 Survey! https://forms.gle/1b6aPUN844whzHg58 2:47:26 - Woody reads a reddit story about a guy who got KO’d & lived a false life for “10 years” 2:56:33 - Kyle, Woody and Steve’s experiences of lucid dreaming 3:00:58 - Redditor accuses his GF of hiding his beans in the woods, leading to a break up 3:10:35 - Kyle’s mom and her absurd post-September 11th survival strategy 3:15:58 - Should this Redditor be concerned because her BF slipped a benadryl in her drink? 3:28:14 - Taylor’s girlfriend and Kyle’s mother’s cluelessness about internet culture 3:30:51 - The awkwardness of trying to get a witty joke in when the moment has passed 3:34:09 - Steve’s experiences of what to do when close stand-up friends have rough sets 3:37:39 - Taylor’s girlfriend and her recent awkward interaction with a bigoted homeless woman 3:39:54 - Kyle tells stories from his car dealership days of messing with his inept coworker, Rich 3:48:30 - Steve/Woody’s shutdowns of sleazy car dealers & how car-selling Kyle conned people 4:01:24 - Taylor and Steve swap stories of using car rental companies & lifehacks they’ve learnt 4:12:22 - Steve pimps his Social Medias/upcoming shows & Woody calls it a show