WoodysGamertag's video: PKA 518 Kyle s Surprise Probation Visit Taylor s Embarrassing Story Giuliani Melts

Sponsors: https://www.goat.com/collections/pka https://smartmouth.com/PKA Support PKA on Patreon: https://www.Patreon.com/PKA Merch: http://PainkillerAlready.net PKA on iTunes: http://bit.ly/PKAOniTunes PKA on Podbean: http://painkilleralready.podbean.com Timeline by LegitRage 0:00:00 - Woody introduces the show, Taylor introduces the sponsors 0:00:10 - Kyle’s caffeine addiction, coffee enemies & Gweneth Paltrow’s coochie candles 0:05:49 - Belle Delphine’s bath water and adult subscription services 0:11:41 - Kyle’s Subreddit of the week: /r/MirrorsForSale & intimate toaster fantasies 0:17:13 - Woody’s naughty house rule & sneakily charming the trouser snake as a teen 0:20:40 - Gordon Ramsay’s funniest moments on Kitchen Nightmare & Hell’s Kitchen 0:29:05 - Why Marco Pierre White is an even crazier chef than Gordon Ramsay 0:31:38 - Kyle’s surprise probation visit - When will he be free to leave Georgia? 0:37:06 - Which places will Kyle travel to first once his probation ends? (Vegas talk) 0:39:28 - Sad smoking areas, generous smokers & the best kinds of tobacco 0:45:45 - The time Kyle’s dad accidentally drank a dip-spit bottle of Dr Pepper 0:48:16 - Kyle reviews the awful movie that is 1988’s “Hell comes to Frogtown” 0:56:31 - The Mandalorian Season 2 discussion (spoiler alerts) 1:03:18 - UFC talk: Jon Jones looking scary at Heavyweight, McGregor vs Poirer & more 1:08:52 - Rudy Gulianni’s hair dye melts off his face during a live press conference 1:18:14 - Is it possible Trump runs for President again in 2024? Or will he be too old? 1:20:27 - How Alex Trebek’s passing won Kyle the PKA Morbidity pool 1:22:06 - Medically taking your own life & the tragic fate of Terry Shiavo 1:26:32 - Driving with one eye, Kyle’s next vehicle and keeping your car clean 1:31:07 - Taylor’s soda stream & why Woody doesn’t like carbonated drinks 1:34:20 - The guys share stories of emergency bathroom trips & stinky, awful mishaps 1:39:34 - The time Taylor absolutely ruined his girlfriend’s parents bathroom as a teen 1:45:11 - Woody’s verbal decimation of a yappy dog of an ex-girlfriend’s 1:47:52 - People who don’t have inner monologues & what the guys talk to themselves about 1:53:03 - Ad reads: Smartmouth & GOAT Take the PKA 518 Survey! https://forms.gle/4LSLTRiHbhGqQUKJ6 1:55:34 - The teacher who taught for 17 years old without being able to read English 1:59:18 - PKA Plays CoD: Black Ops Cold War Zombies (training, Box luck, Bosses & more) 2:11:00 - The guys talk PC mice, WASD expertise & Twitch text-to-speech trolling 2:18:21 - Oldschool keyboards, learning to use typewriters & awful High School typing classes 2:24:14 - Stunning stenographers and why they’ll never be replaced by AI speech processing 2:30:51 - Florida man brings 8 year old son to a crime scene in order to “toughen him up” 2:32:50 - Woody attempts to pronounce the name of Home Alone star, Macaulay Caulkin 2:40:06 - What would happen if a Benjamin Button figure tried to get it on with a teenager? 2:41:24 - The guys swap stories of lying and deceiving adults as kids to get their own way 2:48:37 - The time Richard Simmonds got ruthlessly mocked by Howard Stern live on air 2:52:26 - Betty White’s sad decline into senility & phony Japanese centenarians 2:54:21 - Trump supporters in denial over the 2020 election & AllGasNoBrake’s catalogue 2:57:44 - Nathan For You’s funniest skits: Dumb Starbucks, heroic pigs and more 3:03:31 - Woody introduces PKA to /r/SapphoAndHerFriend and two bi bros on reddit 3:10:42 - The historical accuracy of the movie 300, Greek democracy & more 3:16:34 - Wings and his top hat recently made it to the top post of reddit’s /r/Teenagers 3:19:46 - Opie & Anthony, Colin Quinn and Adam Sandler’s rollercoaster filmography 3:28:16 - Lethal hornets strike in Portugal & how Kyle’s dad got rid of a hornet infestation 3:31:18 - Kyle’s hornet injection & how the guys dealt with wasps/bees nests as children 3:37:08 - The Pope’s naughty Instagram activity & the shady side of the Catholic Church 3:44:03 - Mormonism, Scientology and the science behind Xenu & body thetans 3:49:23 - Which oldschool religion has the highest probability of being correct? 3:50:47 - Reinventing the calendar and why the US doesn’t like the metric system, 3:56:21 - The best fan edit of Braveheart, British Prima Nocta and Home Alone talk 4:02:35 - Taylor calls it a show