cringevenom's video: Safari Slob: Just Don t Pour The Beads In Creepy Teacher Yells At Student Stereo Fix

Here's an old classic, which was originally posted on my channel in 2006, then again whenever the current channel was launched (hard to keep track, Youtube killed my channel many times during the early years, thankfully this one has lasted!) Of course, like many of the early videos, it was in forced mono, so not many people bothered to watch it. This bit never really gained any traction, and for me, that is a shame... I have ALWAYS been fond of this clip, and it's always been one of my favorite "Kable Krap" bits of all time.. ORIGINAL MONO VIDEO: https://youtu.be/cznWtAN51yU But I always loved it... In fact, "just don't pour the beads in" has always been a catchphrase in my social circles.. Even a dopey dance mix I made using samples from this long ago has become my most streamed track on Spotify over the last two weeks (more on that later).. This clip was taken from a boring educational paleontology curriculum series that was screened in classrooms in the mid 90's.. There was a local access channel in Dallas that would air stuff like this, and of course I would be recording them.. This program was hosted by a often grumpy & seemingly bitter man, who would snap at his students for no reason whatsoever.. Anyway, in this clip, we see the Safari Slob (Dr. Kranz) leading the unimpressed teenage boys, having them participate in what looks to be a very worthless and dull science experiment.. I guess cleaning beads in a bucket was supposed to prep them for life of scavenging and cleaning dinosaur bones.. That, or teaching bored kids in the inner city, who would rather be out back smoking pot and chatting about Magic Cards or whatever.. On this particular day, seems that Krabapple Kranz was very annoyed with one kid in particular, ZACK, snapping at the poor kid "BE CAREFUL NOT TO POUR THE BEADS IN!" No move that Zack could make during that fateful lesson was good enough for the Safari Slob! A song I made using samples from the beads thing has recently become sort of a phenomenon in Germany.. In 2005 I recorded a stupid dance mix using clips from this Safari Slob Beads bit.. Was never released anywhere, and was only created to make friends laugh.. Then in early 2023, I started uploading my musical discography onto streaming platforms, and for no reason, the "Beads (Dance Mix)" has been receiving a SURGE in Spotify streams, all from Germany. It was added to some Spotify spotlight playlist I guess, and is currently my most streamed song there. Which is sort of embarrassing, since the song itself was tossed off in 30 minutes, but whatever; Beads (Dance Mix) Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/track/3DDK8MnzrT1E61LQtMKMjB Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLW0AEAdwxw Nothing special, but hey. Germany..... ==== And.... The reason I cleaned up this particular video, is so that I could include it in a brand new project; "CRINGEVISION: KITSCHY CLASSICS (SUPER DELUXE LIMITED EDITION)".. This very limited album is filled to the BRIM with remastered audio, rare goodies sourced from cd, vinyl, cassette.. and more!! OVER FIFTY TRACKS & LOTS of fun, memories, and bonuses galore! Featuring all of your favorite songs from this channel, available now on Bandcamp in a special deluxe edition that will be withdrawn soon!! Yeah, the Beads dance mix is included!!! So please check out this FANTASTIC COLLECTION of favorite songs from this channel over the years.. Because, honestly.. No one else could have made this collection but me.... Thanks and enjoy!! https://aronorion.bandcamp.com/album/2023-cringevision-kitschy-klassix-expanded-edition