dinobrite's video: The South Carolina Rap ft Boss G Diverse DJ J Magic

Buy the song on iTunes http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-south-carolina-rap-feat./id460381293 This is a parody of everything South Carolina isn't and a celebration of everything we are. We love our state! article in "The State" newspaper http://www.thestate.com/2011/09/15/1972787/its-a-rap.html Lyrics [DJ J Magic] Are those trombones? Aw man are those trumpets? Those are trumpets! I can feel the bass It's beautiful I'm not ready for it! You're not ready for it! Are those sirens? We're all going to die! We're not ready! We're all going to die! New Joey New Fabio too Dinobrite Productions (X's 3) [Boss G] Welcome to the South Cack where my momma raised me Bow, this is the state that made me, Wild, turn me to a man from a child, Excuse while I check my money count (X's 2) [Joey] Last name state first name palmetto Tigers and Gamecocks in the land that I settle Cutting education funds we do it daily I'll kick you off the board you can call me Nikki Haley I bet you didn't know we make more peaches than Georgia and our state flag got a big palm tree bigger than Floridas' Smiling faces beautiful places on the beach with sandals Chillin with my chick on the side you can call it a Sanford Scandal Carolina Girl on the license plate spend Andrew Jacksons on a dinner date Lakes galore my big escape. Neighbors to the North just wanna hate. Imma set the record straight, I have to do it Just b/c I'm from here doesn't make me stupid and Don't ask me what the heat will do Eat you up like a plate of our famous barbecue then dip spit you out its mouth Cuz we the dirtiest of the South Chorus [Fabio] I got a bad hangover that's why I'm eating this breakfast Got grits in the bowl so you know I'm authentic They said my pockets too fat like that girl from precious But the greek girls love it like a new pearl necklace I'm not from the north somebody lied I think hunting is a sport we make deer die You don't think that's a sport why you so dumb I'll fill you full of lead just like the Union Welcome to the South run up in your house Fire up the charcoal now we grillin out Moneys the root of all evil, Lord knows I've sinned Stackin Cola's mayor, I'm talking Benjamins We militant, its so evident That the south, the south will rise again Antebellum, so devonair If it were 1865 I'd be a thousandaire Chorus [Diverse] Excuse me where my manners at/ you've entered da cakalak/ Welcome to da durty aint no tellin where da hamper at/ Boy we got and have them screaming where the cameras at/ This is where they vacation we got sunny beaches all of that/ Sippin lemonade in da shade of palmettos/ Burg to da Chuck/ We Capital in da Metro/ Sleep on Souf Cack like we not even a option/ But in da Civil War we was da first to get it poppin/ Livin Large Big Cars/ Look Lik Tonkas/ Bike Week Myrtle Beach/ Girls gon Bonkers/ Books for da children/ Jobs for da millions/ Boy you a lie say Hi Joe Wilson/ Tax paid everyday /Eatin fried everythang Got a mental like who need a diet plan anyway/ Love my Carolina I wud ride for mine anyday/ South Cak/ n if u dont like us den u jus in da way Chrous [DJ J Magic Ride Out] We Go Ham Dinobrite Productions We're taking over SC We bought the deed We got it notarized We own the state