Ian Beckman's video: Warcraft Babies Ep 4: Abortion World of Warcraft Machinima

Warcraft Babies is a parody of the original Muppet Babies! If you grew up in the 90s, this was one of the best shows on TV...now with WARCRAFT PETS! Enjoy Episode 4! ►►► Like the video? SUBSCRIBE! http://bit.ly/N2G9sX ◄◄◄ MUSIC BY Dangerous, Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Download the music and sound effects you need for your multimedia project today at Partners In Rhyme: http://www.partnersinrhyme.com ‎ Follow me on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/ibeckman671 Or Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/ibeckman671 SCRIPT INT. HOUSE - DAY JAINA (O.S.) Oh Thrall, it's coming. It's coming! What do I do?? Ahhhh! THRALL Push it out. Push it out like that pack of ping pong balls and the rackets. JAINA Ahhh! The kids stand in awe in what they are hearing. RAGNAROS Is that what I think I'm hearing? KITTY What do you think you're hearing? RAGNAROS Well, I think I'm hearing a baby being born, but if it's not that that I'm hearing, then I'm probably hearing another episode of Adventure Time. MONK Oh I love that show. RAGNAROS You'd be really disappointed to know that's not the same thing exactly. DW Delicious. KITTY Well, she's probably alright, she stopped screaming. Let's play Avengers again. Who wants to be Agent Coulson so I can kill you again? The door creaks open. KITTY (CONT'D) Huh? In comes a little slime. KITTY (CONT'D) Gasp! A new baby, you were right Raggy! Hello, what's your name? OOZE Where's the beef? KITTY Oh, that's so cute. We don't have any beef. OOZE Where's the beef? RAGNAROS Why does it keep saying that? OOZE Where's the beef? DW How bout: Beep once for yes, two for no. KITTY Well, I guess we'll just call you...uh, Beef. OOZE Where's the beef? RAGNAROS That's going to get old really fast. ONYXIA Not as bad as Lil XT saying only his quotes. LIL XT (to Ooze saying his quote) I'm tired of these toys. ONYXIA I stand corrected. (fart) DW HE'S A BROKEN RECORD, SOMEBODY STOP HIM! KITTY NO, don't worry, I'm sure we can get him to say more things as we play. INT. HOUSE - LATER RAGNAROS Halt Loki. I am Nick Fury and this is my counterpart R2D2. KITTY (whistle like R2D2) RAGNAROS Don't kill Agent Coulson, because if you do, I will smite you with a thousand. Uh, flying battleships. KITTY Wait what? Raggy! RAGNAROS What? MONK There aren't enough Battleships to just use all of them at the same time. ONY Hey, can I play someone else? I'm tired of being Coulson. MONK SHUTTIN' YOU UP. ONY (stabbed) Ow! OOZE Where's the beef? RAGNAROS Oh no... OOZE Where's the beef? KITTY Quick Fury, we must defeat the...what is that thing? OOZE Where's the beef? RAGNAROS Uh, is it something from Guardians of the Galaxy? Nobody knows, nobodies seen that crap. OOZE Where's the beef? Where's the beef? KITTY Um.. The babies float away. INT. HOUSE - LATER Lich and DW are playing cards. DW Go fish. I WIN! Now give me all your money. LICH I don't have any money. DW Don't make me go all Brian the dog on your ass. I'll do it, I watch that show. OOZE Where's the beef? LICH How about take him. DW Nobody wants him, I'd rather eat a spiked barb. OOZE Where's the beef? Where's the beef? Where's the beef? DW Run before he annoys us to death. INT. HOUSE - LATER OOZE Where's the beef? Where's the beef? Where's the beef? KITTY Is he just talking to a wall? ONY I talk to the wall. KITTY Ya, but you don't hump the wall after. ONY Only on holidays. Ooze runs up. OOZE Where's the beef? Where's the beef? Where's the beef? RAGNAROS Enough is enough. I've had it with this motherfucking ooze in this motherfucking playroom. KITTY Oh, good Nick Fury impression. DW Or Sam Jackson. RAGNAROS It's time for a good ole' execution? Who's with me?! KITTY I speak for all us when I say- DW YESS! All the babies now surround the Ooze on a firepit. MONK Beef, how do you plead? OOZE Where's the beef? MONK Just get this over with, my poor monk ears. OOZE Where's the...cough..Sorry, I something in my throat. I really liked you guys. I thought you were my friends. But I guess there's no room for an aborted baby in the playroom. BABIES Aborted?! JAINA KIDS! You found my aborted...uh, missing child. Are you burning him at the stake? BABIES Uh.... JAINA Well, I wasn't planning on that, but hey, I have a lighter. BABIES YAY! Off camera, fire ignites and ooze screams.