johnmurphy56's video: Afroman - Colt 45

Chorus: Colt 45 and two zig-zags Baby that's all we need We go to the part after dark Smoke that tumbleweed As the marijuana burn we can take our turn singin' them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong and sell tapes from here to hong kong i said roll, roll, roll my joint pick out the seeds and stems, feelin' high as hell flyin' through palm dale skatin' on dayton wheels so roll, roll, the '83 cadillac coupe de ville if my tapes and cd's just don't sell i bet my cabby will] well it was just sun down in a small white town and they call it east side palm down when the afroman walked through the white land houses went up for sale well i was standin' on the corner sellin' rap CD's when i met a lil' girl named Jan i let her ride in my caddy 'cause i didn't know her daddy was the leader of the ku-klux-klan we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fuckin' afro then i fucked to the left fucked to the right she sucked my dick til the shit turned white i thought to myself "sheeba, sheeba!" got my ass lookin' like a zebra i put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy pulled up in a chevrolet so i ran, jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waitin' with a 2 by 4 oh he beat me to the left beat me to the right the mothafucka whooped my as all night but i ain't mad at her prejudice dad that's the best damn pussy i eva had i got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine i'm gonna fuck that bitch just one more time Chorus: i met this lady in Hollywood she had green hair but damn she look good i took her to my house 'cause she was fine but she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine i met this lady from Japan never made love with an african i fucked her once, i fucked her twice i ate that pussy like shrimp-fried rice don't be amazed at the stories i tell you i met a woman in the heart of Australia she had a big butt and titties too so i hopped in her ass like a kangaroo see i met this woman from Hawaii stuck it in her ass and she said "iiiiiiiiieeeeee" lips was breakfast pussy was lunch then her titties busted open with hawaiian punch met Colonel Sanders wife in the state of Kentucky she said i'll fry some chicken if you just fuck me i came in her mouth it was a crisis i gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices Chorus:[] i met dolly parton in Tennesee her titties were filled with hennesee and that country music really drove me crazy but i rolled that ass and said yes miss daizy then i met this lady from Oklahoma put her pussy in a coma met this lady in Michigan can't wait til i fuck that bitch again met a real black girl in South Carolina fucked her til she turned to a white albina i fucked this hooker in Iowa I fucked her on credit so i owe her fucked this girl down in Georgia i came in her mouth now i thought i told ya met this beautiful sexy hoe she just ran cross the border from Mexico this fine young thing said her name's Maria I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla i wanna get married ut i can't afford it i know i'm gonna cry when she get departed