sambaron's video: Cats vs Dogs

What's better, cats or dogs? Salmon Jack answer the ultimate question, once and for all. Visit www.sambaron.com for more videos. Read the lyrics below: Alright, this one's going out to all my dogs When my first bitch died, you guys stuck with me I'm a dog man, ask me what's my P.E.T.? Straight pedigree, I'm down with the D.O.G. Got love for ma puppy, daily walkie, Fetch, Heel, sit, stay, Phat rosary Forget my wife's infertility, it doesn't bother me Who needs a kid? Seriously. I got ma dog therapy. And we're a canine collective, brothers til the end What's it mean to me? Everything. They're man's best friend I hustle deals for ma dollar, but never on my own Put my pups on protection, then give a dog a bone Cos it's a dog's life we're living in, a dog eat dog land Waggy tails, funky smells, but I got a lead in my hand, fool I don't give a woof about colour or breed, I'm a dog man [woof!] and a dog is what I need But there ain't nothing funkier than funky cat! Bow wow, bow down now, ciao ciao! You gotta withhold the woof and drop a funky meow Right now; because a feline is flipping fantastic When they fall they land feet first Gymnastic! They got nine lives but they only need ONE Cat NIP, cat NAP, getting fat in the sun Sophistication, it's a cat's elected occupation First Procrastination, then Assassination. Precision. Stealth. Teeny weeny glance. Identify the target, mousey doesn't stand a chance. Bathtime's hard times, but never with a kitty, Lick the paw. Rub the face. Forever sitting pretty. Clean paw; clean face. Hygiene efficiency. Lights off, dilate pupils efficiently. It's sure from the shores of Fiji to Haiti There ain't nothing better than a fluffy C.A.T. Ladies and Gentlemen Today we've got to define What's better? Canine or Feline? It's gone be fine, breath deep and count slowly to nine, Then o-pine, on the animal mo' divine 'Urm, well cats look silly on a leash' 'I don't waste food cos my, cos my dog loves quiche' 'My dogshh, shteve & keif, alwaysh shneak off in the treesh' 'I like to chill out with my dog and smoke hashish' 'When you come home from work your dog will lick your face But a cat will still be mad at you for leaving in the first place' 'A dog'll say hello, to a dog it doesn't know With a quick lick down below Before it licks your mouth (Yo)' 'Dogs are annoying because they drool all over you and always need attention. I live on a farm and dogs are always coming here and pestering our livestock they are a pest. I hate dogs they are good for nothing unless you train them to be work dogs and even then they are a problem (we have two sheep dogs)' Ladies and Gentlemen The time has come now to define What's better? Canine or Feline? It's gone be fine, breath deep and count slowly to nine, Who's gonna shine? Which animal is mo' divine? What kind of cat have you got? 'A yellow cat' And what's your dog? 'A simeon bermese daschhhound terrier cross breed' Word to my big dog: (Westwood!) Word to my big cat: (Bengal Leopaaaaarddd!!) Take a look at YOURSELVES! There's benefits on both sides Take a look at YOURSELVES! You're fighting like ANIMALLLLLS! There's ups and downs, there's wrongs and there's rights There's pro's and there's cons, there's right's and there's wrong's There's rights and there's riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiights, and there's wrongs and there's WRONNNNGGS! Ladies and Gentlemen We gathered here today to define What's better? Canine or Feline? There both fine, so this argument was rather benign So now it's time, to resign, and to finish this rhyme.