tienacious's video: Why You Gotta Be So Noob Rude by Magic Dota 2 Parody Cover

We had a ton of fun making this one! Hope you guys enjoy! -The DotA Boys Lyrics: Saturday morning jumped out of bed And logged onto Steam To play with a girl that I had just met It felt like a dream Checked out your stats with heart in my hand To ask you a question Cause I know that you love Crystal Maiden Can you be my support for the rest of my life? Say yes, say yes ‘cause I need to know You say you’ll never buy me wards ‘til the day I die Good luck against Pudge, but the answer is ‘No’ Why you gotta be so noob? We just lost all our tier 2’s Why you gotta be so noob? I’m gonna carry you anyway Carry that girl Carry you anyway Carry that girl No matter your KDA Carry that girl Go on a killing spree Why you gotta be so noob I hate to do this, you leave no choice They’ve taken Roshan Their carry is fed, and our mid is dead All our towers are gone Oh there is only one Item that can save us now Divine Rapier No, please don’t let me down Can you be my support for the rest of my life? Say yes, say yes ‘cause I need to know You say you’ll never buy my wards ‘til the day I die Good luck with Nyx, but the answer’s still ‘No’ Why you gotta be so noob? We just lost all our tier 2’s Why you gotta be so noob? I’m gonna carry you anyway Carry that girl Carry you anyway Carry that girl No matter your KDA Carry that girl Go on a killing spree Why you gotta be so noob Rap: Yo, D-O-T-A It’s a battle of wits Where people everywhere in the world play Five v. five, you better hit all of your denies I may be like Dendi, a real nice guy But I definitely won’t let your feeding slide Flames for days, like Ember Spirit getting away I’ll be yelling in that mic Move Lich, get out of my lane 7k rating, cut me some slack It’s hard to be styling while putting the team on my back Silencer Ult, don’t want to hear you fools speak About why you kids are in low priority I’m like Enchantress, untouchable Feeders or leavers, I run over them all I’m like Storm Spirit, feel a pull To the handsome devil sending you fools to school Why you gotta be so noob I think I’m falling for you But why you gotta be so noob I’m gonna marry you anyway