Flight of the Conchords's video: Too Many Dicks On The Dance Floor - Flight Of The Conchords Lyrics

Too Many Dicks On The Dance Floor Flight Of The Conchords Series Two - Episode Five - Unnatural Love Too many dicks on the dance floor Too many dicks on the dance floor Too many dicks Too many dicks on the dance floor Too many dicks Too many dicks on the dance floor (Too many dicks) Going to the party Sipping on Bacardi Want to meet a hottie But there's Adam, Steve and Marty There's Billy, Ted and Tommy They're on leave from the army The only boobs I see tonight would be made of origami Tell the fella's, Make it understood It ain't no good, if there's too much wood Make sure you know, before you go The dance floor bro hoe ratio Five to One is a brodeo Tell Steve and Mike it's time to go Wait outside all night to find Twenty dudes in a conga line Too many dicks on the dance floor Easy to fix Too many dicks on the dance floor Spread out the dicks Too many dudes, with too many dicks Too close to my shit Too hard to meet chicks I need better odds More broads, less rods I came to do battle, Scadadle with the Cattle-Prods Too many men Too many boys Too many misters Not enough sisters Too much time on few many hands Not enough ladies, too many mans Too many dicks Too many dongs Too many shlongs Now sing this song